Ascents of Hyperglycemic Hallucination

A great alternative than to climb out sweet dreams, easy climbing on good holds.

Felt more like 19-20 then 21. No attempt to disguise the glue/epoxy. It's nice to have easier routes to climb, but the it's not great climbing.

P1 & P2 (linked) - As a route this didn't need to be bolted (it's not a line, or great rock, or going anywhere), but it's made worse by utterly no cleaning off the oodles of shale and choss, or any scrubbing of the very mossy grey rock, and catastrophic amounts of spilled epoxy everywhere. The first bolt on this route gets my award for "worst bolt I've ever seen in over 2000 different climbed routes", with basically everything wrong about it, held in by -what I can only assume- was a water-bomb filled with yellow epoxy lobbed in its general direction from the ground. Possibly the worst thing I've ever climbed at Sublime Point. Stay away... really, really far away. No seriously.

Day 4 of the Sunrise Send Series.

2hrs car to car with linking up the final two pitches of Saccharine Nightmare. Was only 10 minutes late to work haha..

Crux isn't very difficult.

Besides all the glue scars and loose rock, I found it to be a fun way up the wall at 7am, when no one but your belayer is around.