Showing all 39 ascents.
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Fri 31st Aug 2007 - Nowra | ||||||
Babylon Areas Occupied Territories Second Canyon | ||||||
21 | ★★ Township Rebellion | 23m, 8 | ||||
where is my head DOD??
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Thu 14th Jun 2007 - Nowra | ||||||
The Grotto Cliffline P.C. | ||||||
26 | ★★★ Turn Your Eyes Insane | 16m | ★★★ Classic | |||
what do you mean your sold outa bombadazza swamp rats jerseys??
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25 | ★★ Bullet With Butterfly Wings | 12m | ||||
why does the bar in the north Nowra always smell like a urine and vomit cocktail??
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Thu 14th Jun 2007 - Nowra | ||||||
Bomaderry Creek Rosies | ||||||
26 | ★★ Slurry Whipping (Slut Whipping) | 10m | ||||
Fuck me that 1st bolt is an awesome clip....had me wetter than the front row of a tom jones concert.
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Thu 14th Jun 2007 - Nowra | ||||||
The Grotto Cliffline P.C. | ||||||
25 | ★ Super Weak | 10m, 7 | ||||
everybody calm the fuck down, or I'm gunna start shooting niggers!
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Thu 14th Jun 2007 - Nowra | ||||||
Bomaderry Creek South Central | ||||||
24 | ★★ There Goes The Neighourhood | 9m | ||||
what????.............that stick started it! maan. I only snapped him in half after he laughed at my yellow pole.
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Tue 2nd Jan 2007 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Blackheath Area Shipley Upper War Babies Wall | ||||||
22 | ★★ War Babies | 12m, 5 | Don't Bother | |||
Nobody cares about the fact that Justin Langers cricket bat is retiring from cricket do they???....nooooooooo!!!, it all about fat stupid pie eating beer guzzling, match fixing, tea bagging humans! warney, McGrrraaaaahh, langer their legends...(bullshit)..how about a little credit to the tools that got them there hey???...how about a little recognition for the 1st squid on the moon,,,oh yeah, its all about armstrong and a giant leap for man kind, meanwhile the pole holding up the american flag on the moon gets left their for 40 years to rot!!!!!!!
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Tue 2nd Jan 2007 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Mount Victoria Area Bardens Lookout Adults Only Cave | ||||||
27 28 | ★★★ The Way of All Flesh | 25m | ||||
its not 27 if you pre clip the rope through the first draw....
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Tue 2nd Jan 2007 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Mount Victoria Area Engineers Cascade | ||||||
22 | Dance of the Nymph | 10m | Crap | |||
fuck....fuck......FUCK....FUUUUUCKK!!!.......FUUUUUUUUUUKKK...............FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
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Tue 2nd Jan 2007 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Mount Victoria Area Bardens Lookout Adults Only Cave | ||||||
26 26 M0 | ★★★ The Way of All Flesh M0 | 22m | ||||
the start for all the soft homo's
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Mon 2nd Oct 2006 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Blackheath Area Centennial Glen Hip Shake Jerk Area | ||||||
26 | ★★ Wank Wank Spurt Direct | 15m | ||||
stick clip start,,,hmmmm...I feel so important!!
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Mon 2nd Oct 2006 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Blackheath Area Centennial Glen Main Wall | ||||||
23 | ★ Chase the Lady | 14m, 5 | ★★ Very Good | |||
oooohhhhhhhh,,,, well hello their hot busty pink lady....my name is billy and I'm hot for a root!
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Mon 2nd Oct 2006 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Blackheath Area Centennial Glen Hip Shake Jerk Area | ||||||
24 24 M0 | ★ Wank Wank Spurt | 15m | ||||
what do you mean start hauling dod??
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Sat 2nd Sep 2006 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Blackheath Area Centennial Glen Main Wall | ||||||
25 | ★★ Padington (Pad'ngton) | 12m | ★ Good | |||
MY NEW SPONSOR LOOKS SHIT HOT ON MY POLE!! iiiii am sooooooooo beautiful......to dod, and Jesse, and Simon and Ryan...their all a bunch of jealous arseholes!!....I know I'm beautiful!..check me out, I'm HOT!
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Fri 1st Sep 2006 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Blackheath Area Centennial Glen Main Wall | ||||||
25 | ★★ Padington (Pad'ngton) | 12m | ★ Good | |||
MY NEW SPONSOR LOOKS SHIT HOT ON MY POLE!!
iiiii am sooooooooo beautiful......to dod, and Jesse, and Simon and Ryan...their all a bunch of jealous arseholes!!....I know I'm beautiful! |
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Fri 1st Sep 2006 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Blackheath Area Logan Brae Main Cliff | ||||||
25 | ★★★ Dr Stein | 18m, 10 | ★★★ Mega Classic | |||
so easy i skipped the first clip niggers
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28 | ★★ EIEIO | 18m | ★ Good | |||
is this dr. stein???
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25 | ★★ Kathy K | 16m | ★★ Very Good | |||
hmmm lets see.....its more fun than being stuffed into the boot of a car for a WEEK!!!
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24 | ★★★ Vertical Dementia | 18m | ★★★ Mega Classic | |||
If I see one more immitation squidd on the path I'm going to join dod and jesse in the redzone.....PERMANENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!....death to all sticks!!!. enjoy lower brae gay clipper!!!!!
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Fri 11th Aug 2006 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Bells Line of Road & Chifley Rd Bowens Creek Main Wall Left | ||||||
23 | ★ The Tea-Ladies from NATO | 15m | ★ Good | |||
Dod draggs me in here, hauled me and my pole through what can only be described as a rangoon jungle, then neglects to use me for anything. ONsight goes begging on the blonde Gift!!, onsight goes begging on Naval Aviator!!, ONsight goes begging on the klem loskot pleaser and I get left with the shittiest crappest most boooring clip on the cliff!
GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY
DOD IS GAY, JESSE IS GAY, NAVAL AVIATOR IS GAY JESSE'S SHOES ARE GAY, BUSHWALKING IS GAY, SNAKES ARE GAY.
BOWENS IS A TOTALLY GAY PLACE |
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Thu 10th Aug 2006 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Blackheath Area Shipley Upper Grand Junction Wall | ||||||
26 | ★★★ Supercallousfragileextradosage | 25m, 13 | ★★★ Mega Classic | |||
Hey Jesse,
do you want me to throw up some draws as well?? too much hippy smoke obviously turns your brain to butter duuuuuude |
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Thu 10th Aug 2006 - Blue Mountains | ||||||
Blackheath Area Shipley Upper War Babies Wall | ||||||
24 | ★★ Form One Lane | 22m | ★ Good | |||
I almost smashed that silly little dog!
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Thu 3rd Aug 2006 - Nowra | ||||||
The Grotto Cliffline The Hood Area | ||||||
24 | ★★ Girls In The Hood | 8m, 4 | ★★★ Mega Classic | |||
Fuck I'm good!
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Wed 2nd Aug 2006 - Nowra | ||||||
The Grotto Cliffline The Grotto Proper | ||||||
20 | ★★ Spinning Blades of Steel (Eat My Spinning Blades Of Steel, Motherfucker) | 9m | ||||
some people are so fat its embarrasing
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23 | ★★★ Amazon Queens In the Avocado Jungles Of Death | 20m | ||||
why cant you just put the draws on yourself dod. Have you forgotten how to do this??
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Tue 1st Aug 2006 - Nowra | ||||||
Thompson's Point Mini Wall | ||||||
25 | ★ Hyperactive Child | 6m | ★★★ Classic | |||
my new pole is the SHIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tue 1st Aug 2006 - Nowra | ||||||
Thompson's Point Indian Wall | ||||||
23 | ★ Don't Climb The Tee-Pee | 12m, 7 | Crap | |||
I dont like draws that rest on slabs
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Fri 28th Jul 2006 - Nowra | ||||||
The Grotto Cliffline P.C. | ||||||
25 | Thank You, Come Again | 8m | ||||
nice low 1st clip!
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25 | ★★★ Escape From the Drilling Fields (Trigga Nigga) | 20m | ||||
draws on. EZ to 2nd clip
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Wed 12th Jul 2006 - Nowra | ||||||
Bomaderry Creek Rosies | ||||||
25 | ★★★ Mega Mac | 15m, 8 | ||||
classic clipping.
buy me a new pole dod you tight ass and I might be able to do more than clip just the first draw dammmmit!!!. tough onsight considering my broken pole is STILL broken and I was all bandaged up!!!. 1st tick since the accident! |
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22 | ★ Chip Buttie | 11m | ||||
the boys asked me if I wanted to clip it. had a look but I was way to shaken up after juuuuust clipping the 1st draw on mega mac with a busted pole.
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Tue 11th Jul 2006 - Nowra | ||||||
The Grotto Cliffline P.C. | ||||||
25 | ★★★ Escape From the Drilling Fields (Trigga Nigga) | 20m | ||||
Wed 5th Jul 2006 - Nowra | ||||||
Thompson's Point The Grease Cave | ||||||
23 | ★★ Pulling On the Porcelain | 12m | ★★★ Classic | |||
onsighted to the 2nd bolt.
BLEW MY POLE OUT STRAINING FOR THE 3RD DRAW!!!!. shhhiiiiiiiiiittt!!!. I'm out with injuries for the next couple of weeks!. until I can walk down to Bunnings to get a better pole. (make sure its not cheap crap this time dod!!!) I feel so crap after blowing my pole!. Even worse than the time that the boys tried to sell me for a gram of H at the north Nowra!!. |
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Wed 5th Jul 2006 - Nowra | ||||||
Thompson's Point Gunbarrel Wall | ||||||
18 | ★★ Planet Mossvale | 28m, 10 | ★ Good | |||
strenuous clipping. more to do with operator error. My only day out this week cause dickhead left me in the car on Tuesday!.
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Sat 1st Jul 2006 - Bluebell | ||||||
23 | ★★★ Bundy in a Bottle Shop (Link-up) (Bundy in a Bottle Shop) | 18m, 7 | ★★★ Mega Classic | |||
1st clip is too EZ!. 2nd is a bit tricky. had a problem with my pole.
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Tue 27th Jun 2006 - Nowra | ||||||
Thompson's Point The Very Nice Wall | ||||||
24 | ★★ Stolen Property | 10m, 4 | ★★ Very Good | |||
I felt important on this one!!
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22 | ★★ Killer Boas | 10m | ★★★ Mega Classic | |||
STUPID MEXICANS!!!
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Sun 11th Jun 2006 - Nowra | ||||||
The Grotto Cliffline P.C. | ||||||
25 | Thank You, Come Again | 8m | ||||
Mon 1st May 2006 - Victoria Range | ||||||
Mt Fox Area Muline Crag | ||||||
29 | ★★★ Eye Of The Tiger | 25m, 10 | ||||
my first grade 30 clip!,
chicks are soooo going to dig me! |
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