Eric Hromis

  • Ascents: 49
  • Photos: 1
  • Member since: 2011
  • Style: Rock Climber

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802m

About me

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

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Notable ascents

By type Diff. band Ascents Hardest ascent
Tick
41 V3 Lemmings 2 years ago
Clean
25 21** Pimp Daddy Superstar 2 years ago
Lead
19 21** Pimp Daddy Superstar 2 years ago
Onsight
11 18** Diddy Kong 2 years ago
Flash
3 17* L'Arch 2 years ago
Red point
4 21** Pimp Daddy Superstar 2 years ago
Second
8 18*** The Initiation 1 years ago
By style Diff. band Ascents Hardest ascent
Sport
16 21** Pimp Daddy Superstar 2 years ago
Trad
15 18*** The Initiation 1 years ago
Boulder
10 V3 Lemmings 2 years ago
By area Diff. band Ascents Hardest ascent
Arapiles
10 V1 Face and flake 1 years ago
Felltimber Creek Crag
9 V3 Lemmings 2 years ago
Nowra
7 18*** Depleted Gonad Circumference 2 years ago
18** Diddy Kong 2 years ago
Buffalo
7 18*** The Initiation 1 years ago
The Rock
4 15** Angie 3 years ago
15* Scratched Knees 3 years ago

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Performance table (filtered by no repeats)

Period Unique ascents Hardest Performing at
General Pink point Red point Flash Onsight
Q4 2013 2 15
Q1 2013 7 2018
Q4 2012 8 18144
Q3 2012 3 2015
Q2 2012 7 181715
Q1 2012 5 2320
Q4 2011 7 1615
Q1 2011 2 15

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