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|By type||Diff. band||Ascents||Hardest ascent|
|Tick||52||V3||Lemmings 5 years ago|
|Clean||37||21||Pimp Daddy Superstar 5 years ago|
|Lead||29||21||Pimp Daddy Superstar 5 years ago|
|Onsight||14||18||Orca 12 weeks ago|
|18||Diddy Kong 4 years ago|
|Flash||5||17||L'Arch 4 years ago|
|Red point||6||21||Pimp Daddy Superstar 5 years ago|
|Second||8||18||The Initiation 4 years ago|
|By style||Diff. band||Ascents||Hardest ascent|
|26||21||Pimp Daddy Superstar 5 years ago|
|16||18||The Initiation 4 years ago|
|10||V3||Lemmings 5 years ago|
|By area||Diff. band||Ascents||Hardest ascent|
|Nowra||15||19||Vanderholics 12 weeks ago|
|Arapiles||10||V1||Face and flake 4 years ago|
|Felltimber Creek Crag||9||V3||Lemmings 5 years ago|
|Mount Buffalo||8||18||The Initiation 4 years ago|
|Beechworth Area||5||16||My Lust For Crust 5 months ago|
Ascents by grade and route style
Ascents by grade and tick type
Climber Performance Rating (CPR) TimelinesFor help understanding the CPR timeline chart see the CPR timeline explained article.
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