Nobody cares about the fact that Justin Langers cricket bat is retiring from cricket do they???....nooooooooo!!!, it all about fat stupid pie eating beer guzzling, match fixing, tea bagging humans! warney, McGrrraaaaahh, langer their legends...(bullshit)..how about a little credit to the tools that got them there hey???...how about a little recognition for the 1st squid on the moon,,,oh yeah, its all about armstrong and a giant leap for man kind, meanwhile the pole holding up the american flag on the moon gets left their for 40 years to rot!!!!!!!
MY NEW SPONSOR LOOKS SHIT HOT ON MY POLE!! iiiii am sooooooooo beautiful......to dod, and Jesse, and Simon and Ryan...their all a bunch of jealous arseholes!!....I know I'm beautiful!..check me out, I'm HOT!
Dod draggs me in here, hauled me and my pole through what can only be described as a rangoon jungle, then neglects to use me for anything. ONsight goes begging on the blonde Gift!!, onsight goes begging on Naval Aviator!!, ONsight goes begging on the klem loskot pleaser and I get left with the shittiest crappest most boooring clip on the cliff!
GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY
DOD IS GAY, JESSE IS GAY, NAVAL AVIATOR IS GAY JESSE'S SHOES ARE GAY, BUSHWALKING IS GAY, SNAKES ARE GAY.