Ascents of Beer, Boobs and Jerky

Insanely cool!

Decided it was a good idea to take a big victory whip then realized boinking was necessary... Proceeded to attempt princess step up the rope and got pumped out of my brain after ascending the rope a metre or so... Climbing back down the rope I managed to tie a knot around my foot and got to dangle there with circulation slowly being cut off while Munya laughs and calls me a gumby... Good times...

This is actually the first Coolum route I was able to send without needing perfectly refined micro-beta... Felt nice to be completely terrified and uber pumped while clipping the chains. Would recommend

How good is that feeling when you figure out good bets for all the moves and can just starting giving it red hot goes… love it

I couldn't get to the last clip. Hard but fun climb til there, interesting moves, every clip was a bit desperate. Left lots of bruises on unusual spots. First time Coolum.

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This was kinda cool, I liked it! Quick little warm up

Great little route. Big throw at the end makes it exciting. Keen to try two stroke.

So fun coming back to this one. Really fun Dyno to some good knees. Few big moves at the end. Already thinking about the 26 link-up from fruit bat haha

Cleaning

Really cool climb. Feels like 3 gym problems stacked on top of each other. Should see more action.

Super cool boulder problem to get off the ground. The moves after the crux were more strenuous than I was expecting. Jugs were facing the wrong way.

Really enjoyed this one and only just got to the end before the pump kicked in.

Figured out the bouldery crux statically but otherwise flailed on this too

Spat off the top in the worst conditions of the decade. w/Neil Monteith

Only just pulled this off—forearms were exploding as I rounded the lip. If the anchors were still in steep territory, I'd have been out of there. As soon as you commit to setting up for the move to the jugs, it's on like donkey kong. Not the most amazing route, but definitely fun! Would say 24 is bang on.

completely blown out skin and forearms from the day before. Stoked to stick the dyno!

Great climb but plenty of rests needed.

Interesting climb to say the least. Clipped the 3rd bolt, then realised I was facing outward, looking down at my belayer, with the rope running across my chest in front of me. Seemed like a good sequence up until then at least.

Pushed on until I got shutdown trying to do the long move to the jugs.