Ascents in Thompson's Point by Max Gordon having sport-cpr or ascent-date

Went to battle with the slopey rail before the anchor. It made the sweet nectar of success all the more tasty!

Clipping the third bolt in the roof proved to be my crux. I ended up meat wrapping my calf on the block and things came together. A few sessions with your local chiropractor might be all the beta you need for the crux.

I couldn't do the big move from the rail to the jug on the lip so instead i used the small sloper edge on the lip with many toe hooks to stop the pendulum cut.

I'm definitely apart of the majority who walked beneath this line the first time i went to Thomos and thought only super humans that climb like insects could do "that" route. 4 years of climbing and an unemployment status will do great things though! Glad i finally gave it a go. Maybe one day i'll climb like an insect.

Wicked climbing! I found the trickiest part to be climbing past the rock window on the head wall. Decided on using a funky toe hook to be able to match the rail above.

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This route almost comes in at number 1 for the most failed attempts ever, only coming in second to that fucking crime is art route. Anyways... clipping the chain felt more like "take that!... bitch" that the usual elation i get from a send hahaha

Favourite on this wall

Climbing out of the overhang is fun. The rest of the route is pebbly and quite dirty at the moment. Wear goggles.

Such a good route, just hard to clean. Worth it though.

Well worth the time and skin figuring out the start to awesome climbing. Second shot.

What a gem!

So awesome.

A lovely punchy little number.

So much good hype this day. Someone mentioned using a gastone instead of throwing for the jug about half way and it went straight away happy days!

Loads of beta always helps

Next time you're standing below Pulling on Porcelain have a look up at this route and you'll notice it looks like a huge dick. Helm, shaft, and balls all there.

A quick lap at the end of the day... i think not! Fell trying to climb desperately straight up from the obvious spider pocket. Have fun putting your phalange in there.

After trying this years ago with no avail it goes down as my warm up today

I thought getting off the ground was the hardest part so probably worth stick clipping the first bolt. The last 10 meters is obviously where the stars come into it

Wanted to spank the donkey, but the donkey spanked me. I underestimated just how bald that badger would be. Probably not the best idea to try this one in the sun on a hot day if you want to tap that sweet ass.

First time I've broken a hold and fallen. Fear not, it definitely wasn't essential and i don't know why the hell i even touched it.

All these routes on this wall are definitely worth climbing but this ones the line to ride! sustained classic Nowra slopey crimp climbing

Unsespecting gem. The guides description is on point.