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Grade Route Gear style Crag Quality Date
20 This Sporting Life
1 19 18m
2 20 25m
Sport 43m, 15 Blue Mountains Sun 1st Mar 2020
Stellar line. Reachy first pitch for sure. End of the day and strangely scared, had to rest 2 or 3 times.

 
20 21 The Last King of Scotland Sport 25m, 10 Stanwell Tops Mon 11th Oct 2021
20 Beavis Sport 15m, 6 Nowra Very Good Mon 29th Oct 2018
Fine slab. Good crimps when they're present.

 
20 Need Another Seven Astronauts Sport 20m New Nowra - Braidwood Road Very Good Thu 3rd Sep 2020
Went right after the scoop. Dead tree blocking half the wall

 
20 Hernia Sport 10m, 3 Mount Keira Very Good Mon 24th Sep 2018
Stick clipped the first, mad twisty gaston to jug rail.

 
20 Three and a Half Thousand Sport 16m, 7 Mount Alexandra Very Good Sun 29th Jul 2018
Slopey! Nice heady lead.

 
20 Silver Fox Sport 16m Mount Alexandra Classic Mon 31st Jul 2017
Delicate slab climbing then fun overhang

 
20 Manchester United Sport 15m Mount Alexandra Very Good Thu 24th Sep 2020
Nice!

 
20 Everything Audrey Sport 12m, 4 Mount Alexandra Very Good Thu 16th Aug 2018
Nice big move, thin top.

 
20 Choc Chip Chai Sport 15m, 7 Blue Mountains Sun 2nd Apr 2023
20 Pat Pat Sport 23m New Nowra - Braidwood Road Very Good Sat 14th Apr 2018
Great climbing, sustained the whole way.

 
20 Kombi Crime Scene Sport 23m, 7 New Nowra - Braidwood Road Crap Sun 2nd Sep 2018
Average traverse to boring crack and crappy roof. Anchors are set back over a ledge so ROPE DRAG is real. Need a 60m to get back to the ground. Don't waste your time on this mediocre climb

 
20 Anti-Gravitron Sport 12m New Nowra - Braidwood Road Good Sun 10th Sep 2023
Tiny then big

 
20 Thomas the Tank Sport 10m, 6 Mount Alexandra Very Good Thu 16th Aug 2018
Cheated and travelled around left. Grade ~18 that way. Hard direct!

 
20 Araldite Sport 20m Blue Mountains Classic Sat 31st Mar 2018
Heaps nice all the way and then big reach at the mini-roof.

 
20 Après Ski Sport 18m, 7 Stanwell Tops Good Mon 22nd Apr 2019
Nice finish

 
20 Bitchin About Lichen Sport 12m, 10 Stanwell Tops Very Good Thu 16th Apr 2020
Gorgeous flake

 
7 Enzian Sport 22m Klettergarten Lucknerhaus Very Good Tue 9th Jul 2019
Trust the feet! Very blank section near chains

 
20 Donut Queen Sport 20m, 9 Stanwell Tops Sat 12th Aug 2023
Lovely juggy climb

 
20 Zakuski Sport 12m, 9 Stanwell Tops Very Good Mon 22nd Apr 2019
Chin ups are your friend

 
20 Bolts By AAron Sport 16m, 9 Stanwell Tops Very Good Sat 6th Mar 2021
Nice the whole way! Fun start, groovy top crux

 
20 The Need For Squeeze Sport 15m, 6 Stanwell Tops Good Tue 21st Jul 2020
Plenty of jumbo jugs

 
20 Contremaître Sport 12m, 8 Stanwell Tops Very Good Mon 22nd Apr 2019
Tricky move balancing on to the first ledge. Very close to coming off at the top!

 
20 Fling The Merciless Sport 12m, 8 Stanwell Tops Very Good Mon 22nd Apr 2019
Wonderjug flake to nice climbing up high.

 
20 Va Ou Tes Mains T'emportent Sport 12m, 7 Stanwell Tops Very Good Sat 15th Jun 2019
Lovely crack!

 
20 Pandiculation Sport 12m, 7 Stanwell Tops Good Sat 15th Jun 2019
Ventured off right to join the next, sketchy committing.

 
20 Fukinsei Sport 12m, 4 Stanwell Tops Very Good Sat 18th Apr 2020
Surprisingly nice! Good to finish the day off with. Great holds.

 
20 Henanigans Sport 15m, 6 Scarborough Cliffs Very Good Sun 11th Dec 2022
20 The Frying Dutchman Sport 25m, 9 Coalcliff Tue 25th Apr 2023
6b Speedy Sport Breitwand Very Good Thu 11th Jul 2019
Good fun, wonderful protection.

 
20 Birdsville Track Sport 23m, 9 Nowra Very Good Sat 28th Jul 2018
Tough section to start then easy

 
20 Handful Sport 18m, 5 Stanwell Tops Wed 6th May 2020
Nice juggy start to alright wall.

 
20 Grand Slam 2008 Sport 20m Blue Mountains Sun 1st Mar 2020
Really enjoyed this climb, very thin moves on a positive angle. Did a single finger match at one point. Stoked

 
20 Go Lotto Sport 22m, 7 Blue Mountains Very Good Sun 2nd Aug 2020
20 The Cult of Chuck Sport 12m, 8 Stanwell Tops Classic Sun 8th Sep 2019
Beautiful

 
7 Zirbe Sport 23m Klettergarten Lucknerhaus Very Good Tue 9th Jul 2019
Steep jugs to weird corner.

 
20 Throbbing Pole Of Love Sport 15m, 7 Nowra Very Good Tue 2nd Oct 2018
Got the sticky reach.

 
20 Extra Terrestrial Turkey Sport 7m Mount Keira Very Good Mon 24th Sep 2018
Second attempt. Saw my mate try so had good beta. Stick clip first.

 
20 Rock Snob Sport 12m, 4 Blue Mountains Good Tue 18th Apr 2023
I guess it's there? Decent enough

 
20 Mud Monkey Sport 12m, 8 Stanwell Tops Good Mon 31st Jul 2023
Quality flakes before spicy arete slabby move

 
20 Fraken Toasters Sport 18m, 10 Stanwell Tops Good Sat 6th Mar 2021
Failed first move, tried again and got the tick. Average up top

 
20 Vibratory Sport 10m Nowra Very Good Sun 9th Jan 2022
Traversed in from the right, missed one crucial L foothold. Cool climb even though the lichen and moss multicolours the rock and makes it near impossible to see feet

 
20 Spinning Blades of Steel Sport 9m Nowra Very Good Sun 17th Sep 2023
Lap

 
20 One Blank Wall and 3 Bloody Rooves Sport 12m, 5 Mount Keira Classic Thu 23rd Aug 2018
Repeat send. Stick clip second bolt (go in hard to first). Ground fall territory

 
20 Iclimb Sport 15m, 6 Mount Alexandra Classic Sat 29th Sep 2018
Linked with Vox Populi top with extenders. Repeat send.

 
20 Two Boys One Skyhook Sport 110m, 10 Fear Wall Good Sun 24th Sep 2023
Jolly journey especially when a hold breaks on the 4th pitch. Had a peregrine falcon not happy to see us but we didn't get attacked

 
20 Three Sheets Sport 12m, 6 Coalcliff Tue 25th Apr 2023
Can't remember if sent clean, nice climb.

 
20 Layoff Sport 15m, 7 Nowra Very Good Sat 30th Sep 2023
Nice moves on solid rock down low, then don't drop the semi-sandy 2nd half like an idiot

 
20 Judas Escariot Sport 10m, 8 Mount Alexandra Very Good Sat 9th Mar 2024
Nice climb, left hand crack is hard, good jugs in the chossy cave - easier going right.

 
20 Strange Karma Sport 15m Blue Mountains Sun 22nd Oct 2023
Much nicer when there's already draws on the wall. Can confirm reach is haxx

 
20 Deep Freeze Sport 18m, 11 Blue Mountains Very Good Mon 1st Nov 2021
20 Twilitght Zone Sport 14m New Nowra - Braidwood Road Good Sun 10th Sep 2023
Sandy first half, nice top half

 
20 Shaven Stonehaven Sport 12m, 9 Stanwell Tops Very Good Thu 16th Apr 2020
Had to work a few moves but really nice!

 
20 Scrotie MacBoogerballs Sport 10m, 8 Stanwell Tops Good Sat 6th Mar 2021
Got the tick, managed pump well.

 
20 Tataclop Sport 12m, 8 Stanwell Tops Very Good Mon 4th Oct 2021
Good times, grunty and spicy. Had the anchor draws not been there mighta plummeted.

 
20 Coeur de Pardon Sport 9m, 6 Stanwell Tops Very Good Sat 13th Jan 2024
20 Waiting for Wade Sport 18m Stanwell Tops Mon 12th Jun 2023
22 crux but the rest is 18 = 20 why not

 
20 Crawdad Sport 12m, 5 Mount Keira Very Good Sat 8th Dec 2018
Repeat. oh the dread crimps

 
20 Trad Dads Can't Campus - with Scott Parker Sport 20m, 8 New Nowra - Braidwood Road Very Good Sat 15th Apr 2017
20 Lithium Ion Sport 15m, 7 New Nowra - Braidwood Road Very Good Sun 29th Oct 2017
Nice slab then to awkward moves at corner

 
20 Hippy Crab Slab Sport 30m, 17 Scarborough Cliffs Classic Sat 29th Jan 2022
Ultimate hidden pocket

 
20 Smack My Pitch Up
1 20
2
3
4
5
Sport 120m Blue Mountains Very Good Sat 8th Jun 2019
Great experience. Committing traverse at the start of P3. Had to hang and have a look at the roof move on P4, got it after a minute. Nice vertical line the whole way.

 
20 21 Milk Was A Bad Choice Sport 17m, 12 Stanwell Tops Very Good Sat 20th Oct 2018
Sustained crimpy pumpy. Invisible feet. Absolutely awesome.

 
20 21 Dead Pool Sport 12m, 8 Stanwell Tops Sun 8th Sep 2019
Crimped so hard my fingers went numb. Stiff crux, cruisy second half

 
20 Traditional Evolution Sport 25m Nowra Good Sat 9th Nov 2019
Nice moves but super dirty

 
20 Death of a New Car Salesman Sport 10m, 5 Mount Alexandra Sat 9th Mar 2024
Hard for a 20 at the end of the day! Next time

 
20 Theory of Negativity Sport 22m, 9 Blue Mountains Classic Sat 8th Jun 2019
Great line, good holds. Just head-game flash pumped myself. Good view of the Three Sisters!

 
20 Muriels Wedding and Russells Divorce Sport 12m Blue Mountains Very Good Thu 8th Nov 2018
Can't get that sequence... throw isn't viable

 
20 The Balrog Sport 16m, 7 Nowra Very Good Thu 2nd Aug 2018
Nice cranking to thin slab. Great

 
20 Electronic Blower Sport 16m, 5 Nowra Sat 9th Nov 2019
20 Diplomatic Immunity Sport 27m Nowra Good Thu 10th Sep 2020
"easy" move. Average slab to top. Alright if you're in the area

 
7 Impossible Sport 22m Klettergarten Lucknerhaus Good Tue 9th Jul 2019
Tried an... ambitious beta. Sent with easier path.

 
20 The Goon Of Fortune Sport 15m, 10 Stanwell Tops Don't Bother Sat 12th Aug 2023
Had to rest in a blank section. Didn't enjoy

 
20 Osaka Punch Sport 13m, 8 Stanwell Tops Very Good Mon 22nd Apr 2019
Got some good beta, first crux is fun but the second is committing.

 
20 Bacon Balls Sport 12m, 8 Stanwell Tops Good Sat 18th Apr 2020
Used the omnijug on Osaka, bit of a weird one.

 
20 Unknown 2 Sport 15m Blue Mountains Very Good Sun 22nd Oct 2023
Solid moves and good rock quality, got both cruxes but didn't have the beans to finish on reachy jugs.

 
20 Silly-Cosis Sport 23m Scarborough Cliffs Very Good Sat 29th Jan 2022
Always pumpy by the end of the day

 
20 Roaring Forties Sport 25m, 10 Coalcliff Very Good Tue 25th Apr 2023
Didn't have the gas for the top, adventurous start

 
20 Rootasaurus Rex Sport 20m Nowra Very Good Sun 18th Nov 2018
A few big moves pumped the mind too

 
20 Bug Itch Sport 12m, 5 Nowra Very Good Sun 13th Feb 2022
Lovely from start to end.

 
20 Café Cruiser Sport 30m, 10 New Nowra - Braidwood Road Very Good Sat 3rd Apr 2021
Good times. Flash pumped on the steep. Headgame

 
20 M Sport 15m, 6 Mount Keira Good Tue 20th Jul 2021
Nice, scarce in the middle

 
20 Forked Tongue Sport 15m, 9 New Nowra - Braidwood Road Good Sat 23rd Nov 2019
Lovely sequence at the start, sustained wall. Gassed out a few times.

 
20 The Shield Sport 16m, 7 Stanwell Tops Very Good Thu 16th Apr 2020
Flash pump on the lip, first climb of the day... Nice moves

 
20 Suck My Bum It's 21 Sport 31m, 16 New Nowra - Braidwood Road Sat 23rd Nov 2019
Even taking a stick clip, got super head-gamed. Next time

 
20 My Red Slug Sport 16m, 8 Mount Keira Good Sat 8th Dec 2018
Oof. Not as fun as I'd imagine.

 

Showing all 86 ascents.