Ascents as boulder by Kurt Doherty having Distinct route

Awesome. Bit of a one move wonder, so felt soft for a V4, but it is very good.

Very nice. Fun moves to a reasonably committing finish.

Almost flashed then got it second shot. Ticked as a V4 because I didn't start from the pinches; it's too contrived. Took the more natural start and pulled directly onto the rail. Only felt V4-ish from there, so don't know if the "proper" start sets the V5 grade or not. Might come back and try it from the pinches. [2]

Loved it. Sit start is very dependent on height or the number of mats you can stack...had to start with right hand on lowest chalky gaston and left hand up on undercling. Made for a more powerful start without adding anything to the boulder. Think it's much nicer as a stand-start from the right side-pull and left undercling—would make it a super good V3/4. Regardless, really nice moves once you're established. Again, had trouble with my right shoe slipping off. [5]

Repeat. Had to refresh the sequence to setup for the 180, and my foot position for the knee bar, then sent. Would say it's probably one of the better lines here, especially out of the V4's.

FFA. Short crimpy line with a reasonably tough finish. Felt harder than "Glen's V4" but don't think it's a 5. Took more attempts than 'The non-friction section' but that could just be style. Guess I'll have to see what others think. [10]

Repeat. First go. That drop down sequence is still so glorious.

About 5 attempts. Crux beta for me was starting with a high left heel hook instead of a lower toe.

Just playing on reversing the Orient Express section. Pretty sure I've done this from Lazarus instead of Too Soft, but not sure why I wouldn't have logged it. Should really top-out.

Pretty cool. Feet were slippery on the dyno. Again, need to wear my better ones. [3]

Slimed off the triangle sloper twice. Bummer. Great fun though. [2]

Now called Trans-Siberian Sandbag. Couldn't really work out how to start. Not sure we were even on the correct holds. Whatever we were doing, it felt much harder than V4...

I'm assuming there's some sneaky beta to make this V4...nails hard.

No clue on how to pull off the ground on this either. After trying this and Figurehead a bunch, I called it quits to save skin.

Struggled to pull of the ground... same deal for Cannon et al