Sissy Crag Mostly Bouldering 164 routes in crag

This is the route that starts at V0 "What am I doing here?" - 4 U-Bolts + Anchors.

Just left of 'Penis Cling' start on the juggy ledge and continues up the slopey arete.

Start as for 'Penis Cling' but continue from the jug and finish 4m up on the obvious ramp.

Sit start rail left of Penis Cling side pull. Use sloper with right hand and finsh out left

Start on the far left rail and traverse all the way to the chin-up bar. Finishing with both hands matched.

Sit start. Then power your way up the right hand side of the penis cling. Fun

After the finish of SNC, link into Zac's Highball.

From the jug in the break right of SNC finish up to the slot.

M1, L2, R3, L4, M4

Kneebar/heel helps.

M4, R5, L6, L7 'Campus' problem. Hold the finish for a few seconds for the tick.

All the way to the top jug.

Finish same for HUOY.

Start matched on the sidepull, make a hard move right into the start position of Bowels. Was thought to be the actual start of Bowels.

Bowels of the Devil finishing up For Sissies. Probably where BotD should have finished.

Start up Bowels of the Devil, finishing up The Solution of 1993.

Stretch finishing up For Sissies. No pads to cheat the start.

Start on the big hold. Often wet.

Dylan Soin

M1, R2, L3, M3, R4, L5, M5

'Fantastic' problem. Watch that final swing. Unfortunately the second hold (R2)is often wet. Can and has been extended.

Start with one hand on the round blob in roof 1.5m back from jug and one hand on the jug. Smear hard and climb into Silent Bob.

Traverse leftwards from the sloper next to the chin up bar and finish in the break above BOTD's layaway. Stay below the good holds.

Up Not for Sissies via the undercling. Easy if you’re tall, nails if you’re not.

No-foot. From a good slopey hold to the jug.

Same as for 'Blame 1' but using the left hand in the pocket.

Same as for 'Blame 2' except that the right hand is in the pocket instead of the left.

Same as for 'Blame 3' but you start from lower and can you use your feet. M6, R7, M7, R8, L9, M9.

As for Dentalectomy until THE slopers below the last jug. Keep moving left to top at the next jug. As usual, no heels.

M1, L2, M2, L3, M3, L4, R5, M5

A classic. Harder for shorties.

Start as for WAIDH but go straight up to jug.

Sit start to bubbles on low slopers.

Same as for WAIDH but finishing on higher rail.

Sit start on slopers low down.

From the pocket, traverse right for a somewhat fun (but short) warm up.

Sit Start low down on slopers.

Up the slopey features, past the two finger pocket to finish above the warm up start holds. Plenty of eliminates.

M5, L6, R7, M7

Can also be done as a dyno without using the crappy arete pinch (6) at a slighty easier grade.

From a jug down low, go right and up the arete.

Same as for 'Gladheateher' but skip the arete and dyno instead.

1,2,7,3,4. Start on the low jug, head right to the underclings and into 'Bill Smith'

Link Jerk Off into Short Circuit. A warm up pumper for the longer link ups.

1,2,3,4 A variant of 'Jerk Off'. From the underclings, go directly to 'Bill Smith' second to last hold. Easier for the tall.

2, 7 (on previous topo)

M5, R6, M6, R7, L3, R4, M4

Nice, juggy warm up.

Start in circle jug and traverse left into bill smith.

Start up Bill Smith, into Mr Smiley, into Foam and finish up Vitamin C or Vitamin X.

From the eliptical hold on the right of the roof, move left into and finish up 'Bill Smith'.

Campus Mr Smiley

Climb Mr Smiley across into Vitamin C or Vitamin X.

Start as for Foam, and from slopey lip move left into Mr Smiley and then back right to the jug.

One arm campus from the big jug on Foam to the sloper rail.

Link 'Mr Smiley' into Foam - the big jug is out (use 3 finger pocket next to it).

As for Vitamin C but go RH to the triangle instead of matching the high rail. No heels.

M1, R2, M2, R3, M3, R4, M4, R5, M5

Good problem! Hold that last swing.

Same as Vitamin C, but eliminate hold 3.

Just like 'Hands Off My Detonator' except that you start with a heel hook over left.

L6, R7, R8, L9, R10, L4, R5, M5

Classic Sissy toughie. Wait for a cold day. Many ways of doing it. No heels (or it becomes I've Got My Tie On V6)

Hands Off My Detonator. Campussing. 2 known ascents. Sharik Walker 2nd ascent.

Low start to Hands Off My Detonator.

Start up Spooged, reverse Foam, reverse Mr Smiley and finish up Bill Smith.

Variant of Buge but keep going up further and further until you can crawl into the scoop made by the big flake. Scary

Start as for Spooged and finish up Our Man From Havana.

M1, R2, R3, L4, M4

A classic but nasty shoulder press - You'll either find it too easy or bloody desperate.

M5, R6, L3, R7, L8, M8

A nice warm up.

A variant of 'The Pillar' but without using feet. Start on the two positive crimps on the lip and then 1,6,3,7,8

Same as 'The Mind Is a Terrible Thing To Taste' but no matching in the break. Foot-Free problem!

M5, R6, L7, R12, M12 Right side of the pillar. Pretty good.

No feet problem traversing left to right along the slopey break.

M9, L10, R11, L12, M12. Right of the pillar, aim for the good pocket. Frustrating!

M9, L10, R11, R12, M12.

Same as Storm Troopers but throw right hand to pocket.

As for Rebel Scum but don't use the right hand undercut. Apparently "easier" than using it......

Start at the back of the little cave and follow the obvious line of edges to join and finish up 'Sista Soulja'. Heels are in.

M1, R3, M4

Start matched on the slopey rail (as for Verboten ) and go up the ear with right hand then to top.

M1, R2, L3, R4, M4 (HH)

Classic little problem

Start on the big sloper (1) and gain the tiny sloper left of the ear (3) with your right, then make a big move to finish on (4)

Grab the edge with your right hand, the little slope with your left and then the top with your right hand. Watch the superman swing!

Variant to Go Granny Go - put your feet out over right and spoil all the fun

6,3,8,9,5 From the big, flat edge, go up using good edge. Very Nice.

L1, R2, R3, L4, R5, M5

L6, R7, L8, L9, R10, M10 From big flat edge, use a good right hand hold and do a big move to the top. Get a swing going.

Link the start of Heaven's Gate/Blitzkrieg into Nicole. Estimated grade, assume it's been done as it's Sissy and everything has been done

As for 'Steve Austin', allowing the 'All Guns Blazing' rail to be used & not requiring the use of the underclings.

Climb Steve Austin then reverse Burst and finish on the jug.

M7,L8,R9,L10,R11,L12,M12

Don't bust a tendon!

Mike's Five, eliminating the nasty two finger pocket.

Climb burst from left to right finishing on the jug.

Link Mike's Five into 'Burst'. Tough but good. Jug in the break is out.

Bursting campussing. Yes, thats right. No jug as for usual Bursting rules.

Traverse left and then to top hold with ferns sticking out.

Start matched on undercut approx 2m right of John and move up to a good jug. Peter

Start matched on the slopey legde 1m or so right of TLTL and move up through the pockets on the right before moving left to the jug on TLTL.

Start below 'The Sexy Wall Traverse' and undercling out the roof, straight up through the huge pockets. Can be done footless at V2

A no-foot variant of 'I'm too sexy by far'.

Starting on huge pocket jugs on the lip approx 3m right of ITSFMC, traverse the wall rightwards finishing on the holds above Mikes Five. 'Excellent'

Start same for The Next Episode however traverse further right into the scoop and top out directly upwards. Grade ranging from V6 - V8

Start same for left side but going straight up and then right using huge undercling.

Sit start on the left on the flat ledge. Move right and out the roof via some good holds to finish on the jug rail.

As for Left Side but keep heading right to finish on the jug on the face. Peter

From the back of the cave, follow crappy holds and head out the roof to a big flake to finish on the jug over the lip.

Start with a left hand on the horn in the roof and a right hand pinching the lip above it. Keep going right.

Technical smearing, padding and slabbing at its best. Very sequency with every move harder than previous.

Line up right side of slab. Start over ankle breaking rock up faint groove to join edges that increase in size with height.

Link into and finish up Buge.

1,2,10,11,12

Cool problem I got shown by someone. Probably been done many times before. Heels are in.

Start as for the Edge Ladder but from the triangle crimp move to 3,4,5. AS AT 16/1/07 - This problem has been damaged.

M1, L2, R3, L4, M4

Using holds (4) and (9) and a small undercut/sidepull on the back wall, mantle into and sit in the scoop. Probably been done many times before.