Ascents as various tick types as sport by Billy the Squidd

where is my head DOD??

what do you mean your sold outa bombadazza swamp rats jerseys??

why does the bar in the north Nowra always smell like a urine and vomit cocktail??

Fuck me that 1st bolt is an awesome clip....had me wetter than the front row of a tom jones concert.

everybody calm the fuck down, or I'm gunna start shooting niggers!

what????.............that stick started it! maan. I only snapped him in half after he laughed at my yellow pole.

Nobody cares about the fact that Justin Langers cricket bat is retiring from cricket do they???....nooooooooo!!!, it all about fat stupid pie eating beer guzzling, match fixing, tea bagging humans! warney, McGrrraaaaahh, langer their legends...(bullshit)..how about a little credit to the tools that got them there hey???...how about a little recognition for the 1st squid on the moon,,,oh yeah, its all about armstrong and a giant leap for man kind, meanwhile the pole holding up the american flag on the moon gets left their for 40 years to rot!!!!!!!

its not 27 if you pre clip the rope through the first draw....

the start for all the soft homo's

stick clip start,,,hmmmm...I feel so important!!

oooohhhhhhhh,,,, well hello their hot busty pink lady....my name is billy and I'm hot for a root!

what do you mean start hauling dod??

MY NEW SPONSOR LOOKS SHIT HOT ON MY POLE!! iiiii am sooooooooo beautiful......to dod, and Jesse, and Simon and Ryan...their all a bunch of jealous arseholes!!....I know I'm beautiful!..check me out, I'm HOT!

MY NEW SPONSOR LOOKS SHIT HOT ON MY POLE!!

iiiii am sooooooooo beautiful......to dod, and Jesse, and Simon and Ryan...their all a bunch of jealous arseholes!!....I know I'm beautiful!

so easy i skipped the first clip niggers

is this dr. stein???

hmmm lets see.....its more fun than being stuffed into the boot of a car for a WEEK!!!

If I see one more immitation squidd on the path I'm going to join dod and jesse in the redzone.....PERMANENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!....death to all sticks!!!. enjoy lower brae gay clipper!!!!!

Dod draggs me in here, hauled me and my pole through what can only be described as a rangoon jungle, then neglects to use me for anything. ONsight goes begging on the blonde Gift!!, onsight goes begging on Naval Aviator!!, ONsight goes begging on the klem loskot pleaser and I get left with the shittiest crappest most boooring clip on the cliff! GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY DOD IS GAY, JESSE IS GAY, NAVAL AVIATOR IS GAY JESSE'S SHOES ARE GAY, BUSHWALKING IS GAY, SNAKES ARE GAY.

BOWENS IS A TOTALLY GAY PLACE

Hey Jesse,

do you want me to throw up some draws as well?? too much hippy smoke obviously turns your brain to butter duuuuuude

I almost smashed that silly little dog!

Fuck I'm good!

some people are so fat its embarrasing

why cant you just put the draws on yourself dod. Have you forgotten how to do this??

my new pole is the SHIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice low 1st clip!

draws on. EZ to 2nd clip

classic clipping.

buy me a new pole dod you tight ass and I might be able to do more than clip just the first draw dammmmit!!!.

tough onsight considering my broken pole is STILL broken and I was all bandaged up!!!.

1st tick since the accident!

onsighted to the 2nd bolt.

BLEW MY POLE OUT STRAINING FOR THE 3RD DRAW!!!!. shhhiiiiiiiiiittt!!!.

I'm out with injuries for the next couple of weeks!. until I can walk down to Bunnings to get a better pole. (make sure its not cheap crap this time dod!!!)

I feel so crap after blowing my pole!. Even worse than the time that the boys tried to sell me for a gram of H at the north Nowra!!.

strenuous clipping. more to do with operator error. My only day out this week cause dickhead left me in the car on Tuesday!.

1st clip is too EZ!. 2nd is a bit tricky. had a problem with my pole.

I felt important on this one!!

STUPID MEXICANS!!!

my first grade 30 clip!,

chicks are soooo going to dig me!