Showing all 36 ascents.
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29 | ★★★ Eye Of The Tiger | 25m, 10 | Victoria Range | Mon 1st May 2006 | ||||
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28 | ★★ EIEIO | 18m | Blue Mountains | ★ Good | Fri 1st Sep 2006 | |||
is this dr. stein???
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26 | ★★ Slurry Whipping (Slut Whipping) | 10m | Nowra | Thu 14th Jun 2007 | ||||
Fuck me that 1st bolt is an awesome clip....had me wetter than the front row of a tom jones concert.
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26 | ★★★ Turn Your Eyes Insane | 16m | Nowra | ★★★ Classic | Thu 14th Jun 2007 | |||
what do you mean your sold outa bombadazza swamp rats jerseys??
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26 | ★★ Wank Wank Spurt Direct | 15m | Blue Mountains | Mon 2nd Oct 2006 | ||||
stick clip start,,,hmmmm...I feel so important!!
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26 | ★★★ Supercallousfragileextradosage | 25m, 13 | Blue Mountains | ★★★ Mega Classic | Thu 10th Aug 2006 | |||
Hey Jesse,
do you want me to throw up some draws as well?? too much hippy smoke obviously turns your brain to butter duuuuuude |
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25 | ★★ Kathy K | 16m | Blue Mountains | ★★ Very Good | Fri 1st Sep 2006 | |||
hmmm lets see.....its more fun than being stuffed into the boot of a car for a WEEK!!!
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25 | ★★★ Mega Mac | 15m, 8 | Nowra | Wed 12th Jul 2006 | ||||
classic clipping.
buy me a new pole dod you tight ass and I might be able to do more than clip just the first draw dammmmit!!!. tough onsight considering my broken pole is STILL broken and I was all bandaged up!!!. 1st tick since the accident! |
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25 | ★ Super Weak | 10m, 7 | Nowra | Thu 14th Jun 2007 | ||||
everybody calm the fuck down, or I'm gunna start shooting niggers!
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25 | ★ Hyperactive Child | 6m | Nowra | ★★★ Classic | Tue 1st Aug 2006 | |||
my new pole is the SHIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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25 | Thank You, Come Again | 8m | Nowra | Fri 28th Jul 2006 | ||||
nice low 1st clip!
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25 | ★★ Bullet With Butterfly Wings | 12m | Nowra | Thu 14th Jun 2007 | ||||
why does the bar in the north Nowra always smell like a urine and vomit cocktail??
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25 | ★★★ Dr Stein | 18m, 10 | Blue Mountains | ★★★ Mega Classic | Fri 1st Sep 2006 | |||
so easy i skipped the first clip niggers
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25 | ★★ Padington (Pad'ngton) | 12m | Blue Mountains | ★ Good | Fri 1st Sep 2006 | |||
MY NEW SPONSOR LOOKS SHIT HOT ON MY POLE!!
iiiii am sooooooooo beautiful......to dod, and Jesse, and Simon and Ryan...their all a bunch of jealous arseholes!!....I know I'm beautiful! |
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24 | ★★ Girls In The Hood | 8m, 4 | Nowra | ★★★ Mega Classic | Thu 3rd Aug 2006 | |||
Fuck I'm good!
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24 | ★★★ Vertical Dementia | 18m | Blue Mountains | ★★★ Mega Classic | Fri 1st Sep 2006 | |||
If I see one more immitation squidd on the path I'm going to join dod and jesse in the redzone.....PERMANENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!....death to all sticks!!!. enjoy lower brae gay clipper!!!!!
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24 | ★★ There Goes The Neighourhood | 9m | Nowra | Thu 14th Jun 2007 | ||||
what????.............that stick started it! maan. I only snapped him in half after he laughed at my yellow pole.
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24 24 M0 | ★ Wank Wank Spurt | 15m | Blue Mountains | Mon 2nd Oct 2006 | ||||
what do you mean start hauling dod??
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24 | ★★ Form One Lane | 22m | Blue Mountains | ★ Good | Thu 10th Aug 2006 | |||
I almost smashed that silly little dog!
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24 | ★★ Stolen Property | 10m, 4 | Nowra | ★★ Very Good | Tue 27th Jun 2006 | |||
I felt important on this one!!
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23 | ★★★ Amazon Queens In the Avocado Jungles Of Death | 20m | Nowra | Wed 2nd Aug 2006 | ||||
why cant you just put the draws on yourself dod. Have you forgotten how to do this??
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23 | ★ Chase the Lady | 14m, 5 | Blue Mountains | ★★ Very Good | Mon 2nd Oct 2006 | |||
oooohhhhhhhh,,,, well hello their hot busty pink lady....my name is billy and I'm hot for a root!
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23 | ★★★ Bundy in a Bottle Shop (Link-up) (Bundy in a Bottle Shop) | 18m, 7 | Bluebell | ★★★ Mega Classic | Sat 1st Jul 2006 | |||
1st clip is too EZ!. 2nd is a bit tricky. had a problem with my pole.
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23 | ★ The Tea-Ladies from NATO | 15m | Blue Mountains | ★ Good | Fri 11th Aug 2006 | |||
Dod draggs me in here, hauled me and my pole through what can only be described as a rangoon jungle, then neglects to use me for anything. ONsight goes begging on the blonde Gift!!, onsight goes begging on Naval Aviator!!, ONsight goes begging on the klem loskot pleaser and I get left with the shittiest crappest most boooring clip on the cliff!
GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY
DOD IS GAY, JESSE IS GAY, NAVAL AVIATOR IS GAY JESSE'S SHOES ARE GAY, BUSHWALKING IS GAY, SNAKES ARE GAY.
BOWENS IS A TOTALLY GAY PLACE |
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23 | ★★ Pulling On the Porcelain | 12m | Nowra | ★★★ Classic | Wed 5th Jul 2006 | |||
onsighted to the 2nd bolt.
BLEW MY POLE OUT STRAINING FOR THE 3RD DRAW!!!!. shhhiiiiiiiiiittt!!!. I'm out with injuries for the next couple of weeks!. until I can walk down to Bunnings to get a better pole. (make sure its not cheap crap this time dod!!!) I feel so crap after blowing my pole!. Even worse than the time that the boys tried to sell me for a gram of H at the north Nowra!!. |
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22 | ★★ Killer Boas | 10m | Nowra | ★★★ Mega Classic | Tue 27th Jun 2006 | |||
STUPID MEXICANS!!!
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22 | ★★ War Babies | 12m, 5 | Blue Mountains | Don't Bother | Tue 2nd Jan 2007 | |||
Nobody cares about the fact that Justin Langers cricket bat is retiring from cricket do they???....nooooooooo!!!, it all about fat stupid pie eating beer guzzling, match fixing, tea bagging humans! warney, McGrrraaaaahh, langer their legends...(bullshit)..how about a little credit to the tools that got them there hey???...how about a little recognition for the 1st squid on the moon,,,oh yeah, its all about armstrong and a giant leap for man kind, meanwhile the pole holding up the american flag on the moon gets left their for 40 years to rot!!!!!!!
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21 | ★★ Township Rebellion | 23m, 8 | Nowra | Fri 31st Aug 2007 | ||||
where is my head DOD??
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20 | ★★ Spinning Blades of Steel (Eat My Spinning Blades Of Steel, Motherfucker) | 9m | Nowra | Wed 2nd Aug 2006 | ||||
some people are so fat its embarrasing
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25 | ★★★ Escape From the Drilling Fields (Trigga Nigga) | 20m | Nowra | Fri 28th Jul 2006 | ||||
draws on. EZ to 2nd clip
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27 28 | ★★★ The Way of All Flesh | 25m | Blue Mountains | Tue 2nd Jan 2007 | ||||
its not 27 if you pre clip the rope through the first draw....
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26 26 M0 | ★★★ The Way of All Flesh M0 | 22m | Blue Mountains | Tue 2nd Jan 2007 | ||||
the start for all the soft homo's
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25 | ★★★ Escape From the Drilling Fields (Trigga Nigga) | 20m | Nowra | Tue 11th Jul 2006 | ||||
25 | ★★ Padington (Pad'ngton) | 12m | Blue Mountains | ★ Good | Sat 2nd Sep 2006 | |||
MY NEW SPONSOR LOOKS SHIT HOT ON MY POLE!! iiiii am sooooooooo beautiful......to dod, and Jesse, and Simon and Ryan...their all a bunch of jealous arseholes!!....I know I'm beautiful!..check me out, I'm HOT!
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25 | Thank You, Come Again | 8m | Nowra | Sun 11th Jun 2006 | ||||
18 | ★★ Planet Mossvale | 28m, 10 | Nowra | ★ Good | Wed 5th Jul 2006 | |||
strenuous clipping. more to do with operator error. My only day out this week cause dickhead left me in the car on Tuesday!.
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chicks are soooo going to dig me!