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III WI4 - 5 III | ★★ Deadbolt (The Highway to Heaven) | 910m | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sat 5th Jan 2008 | ||||
★ Bushdiver (Smaug) | 240m | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sat 2nd Feb 2002 | |||||
★ CCC Falls | 140m | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sat 5th Jan 2008 | |||||
★★ Donorcicle | 43m | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | |||||
★★ Donorcicle | 43m | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sat 2nd Feb 2002 | |||||
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V3 | ★ Pocket Pool | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sun 14th Sep 2008 | |||||
V2 V1/2 | ★★ Warm me up Scotty | 6m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Sat 19th Mar 2005 | ||||
V2 V3 | ★★ Get Shorty | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V4 | ★ The Alien Footmatch | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | |||||
I love Joe's. I still would even if every grade was a number lower.
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V2 | ★★ Super Sloper | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sun 14th Sep 2008 | |||||
V7 | ★★ SPAM | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | |||||
V3 | ★★ Snake Mouth | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sat 1st Mar 2003 | |||||
sharp
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V2 | ★★ Super Sloper | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V3
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V4 | ★★ Pee Wee | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sat 1st Mar 2003 | |||||
V2 | Crash Landing | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V3 | ★★ Snake Mouth | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sun 14th Sep 2008 | |||||
V3 | ★★ Midget | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sat 1st Mar 2003 | |||||
V3 | ★★ Snake Mouth | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V3
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V2 V1/2 | ★★ Warm me up Scotty | 6m | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||
The best warmup
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V2 | ★ Mini | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V7 | ★★ SPAM | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | 2000 | |||||
V2 V1/2 | ★★ Warm me up Scotty | 6m | Joe's Valley | Average | Sun 14th Sep 2008 | ||||
V3 | ★★ Midget | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V3 | ★★ Snake Mouth | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V3 | ★★ Joe Cool | 5m | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | |||||
Big moves to jugs
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V2 V3 | ★★ Get Shorty | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sun 14th Sep 2008 | |||||
V2 V1/2 | ★★ Warm me up Scotty | 6m | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sat 1st Mar 2003 | ||||
V2 | ★★ Getting Warmer (Gettin Warmer) | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sat 1st Mar 2003 | |||||
V1 | Restricted Highball | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V4 | Sharpie | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V3 | ★ Pocket Pool | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sun 14th Sep 2008 | |||||
V1 | ★ Tiny | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V2 | ★★ Getting Warmer (Gettin Warmer) | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V7 | ★★ Big Boy | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | 2000 | |||||
V6 | ★★ unnamed | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sun 14th Sep 2008 | |||||
V4 | ★★ Phoney Baloney | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V2 V1/2 | ★★ Warm me up Scotty | 6m | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | |||||
V3 | ★ Pocket Pool | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sun 14th Sep 2008 | |||||
V2 | ★ Slabriffic | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sun 14th Sep 2008 | |||||
V2 | ★ Pint Size | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sat 1st Mar 2003 | |||||
V4 | ★★ Phoney Baloney | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sun 1st Sep 2002 | |||||
arrgghh...shoulder!
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V7 | ★★ SPAM | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Sat 19th Mar 2005 | |||||
Super Cool
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V2 V3 | ★★ Get Shorty | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | 2000 | |||||
V2 V1/2 | ★★ Warm me up Scotty | 6m | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | 2000 | ||||
V4 | ★★★ Pimpin' Jeans | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | |||||
So... fun... Climbed it 3 times.
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V5 | ★★ Mono E Mono | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sun 14th Sep 2008 | |||||
V2 V3 | ★ Blind Nights (Blinded Nights) | Joe's Valley | Tue 13th Apr 2010 | ||||||
V5 | ★★★ Pimper's Paradise - with Maria, Morgan and Alex | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Thu 30th Oct 2014 | |||||
OMG, what a rock! So we had no idea about the climbs at Joe's, because nobody was selling the guidebook, not even at the food ranch (local market and eatery). So at the fork, we see this CO license plated car, and we ask if they are bouldering, and it turned out not only that they were, but had a guidebook, so we tagged along and met really cool buddies First place these guys took us to was Pimper's Paradise, which I should've flashed but couldn't aim right. Maria was really close XO
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V8 | ★★★ No Substance - with Maria, Morgan, Alex, and owners of an angry dog. | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Thu 30th Oct 2014 | |||||
So Alex takes us to this crazy V13 he was gonna try (dyno from sidepull crimps with little smears for feet to a one pad sharp edge) and I saw a few guys trying this classic testpiece. Decided to try it for the sake of exercising that day and surprised myself- I got a lot further than I expected, and I am sure I can actually do this boulder if I spend a couple of days on it! Made me realize that progression really has happened
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V2 | ★★ V2 to the left - with Maria, Morgan, Alex and other owners of a couple 'dogs. | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Fri 31st Oct 2014 | |||||
Very hard for V2... Had to skip the pocket and aim for the big slopers on the lip of the boulder. Too uncoordinated to ace that pocket
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V3 | ★★★ Bad Genes - with Maria, Morgan, Alex, and owners of a hostile but submissive dog. | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Sat 1st Nov 2014 | |||||
Did this with hiking boots on. Skipped all of the bad crimps and did big moves to better holds instead. Hardest boulder ever done on boots for me... Maria was one easy move away from sending it with the hard (crimpy) beta, but slipped and got slingshot back
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V5 | ★★★ Stumblebum Traverse - with Maria, Morgan and Alex | 7m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Sat 1st Nov 2014 | ||||
Great moves to great holds. Perfect Joe's rock texture. Shoulda come to New Joe's before! Less cold and more scenic. Also, hanging around is easier and less crumbly (in other places of Joe's I felt like in a mix of Brooyar with Slider just hanging around). Gotta keep the body tension on this one! Just about not pumping out. Power endurance! Stoked about the flash
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V6 | ★★★ Fig Fart (Fart Fig) - with Maria, Morgan and Alex | 5m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Sat 1st Nov 2014 | ||||
Fastest V6 ever! Probably on the low end of the grade. Sit start on slopey crimps to a big crimpy undercling move followed my a crimpy deadpoint and you're done! Felt like it was flashable, actually. Very happy to get this before leaving Joe's!
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V1 | ★★ Whopper - with Maria Jose Tamayo | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Fri 3rd Apr 2015 | |||||
After flashing Self Service, I decided to check this line to the right. Hard start for V1 for sure. Not sure if the sit start is V1. Also, potential for a bad landing. Nevertheless, quite good.
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V4 | ★★★ Self Service - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 2m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Fri 3rd Apr 2015 | ||||
After driving from Farmington, NM, we arrived at the paradise that is Joe's Valley. Pitched the tent on New Joe's and went exploring. Found some guys with guidebooks and they let us take photos of it (thanks guys!). After that, I flashed this outstanding techy line with heel-toe cams and technical mantle. Awesome start of an awesome trip
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V1 | ★★ Stinky Jeans - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 3m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Sat 4th Apr 2015 | ||||
First proper day at Joe's. Went straight to this boulder because it's the first one you encounter in the (very pleasant) approach. Nice arete climbing with a somewhat techy mantle. Enjoyable.
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V4 | ★★★ Pimpin' Jeans - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 3m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Sat 4th Apr 2015 | ||||
Last time I was here in November, I got denied on this climb because I was attempting it in boots. Climbed it easily this time in climbing shoes. Crimpy and slopey with a techy mantle. Awesome line! Maria got soooo close to sending too! Such a good social environment here, you will always find nice people in this boulder (and in Joe's in general)!
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V1 | ★★ Sphere - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 4m | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sat 4th Apr 2015 | ||||
Was kinda bored, so got on this chossy but nice line. Fun!
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V5 | ★★ Reading Rainbow - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 4m | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sat 4th Apr 2015 | ||||
Hard sit start. It bunches you up a bit if you're not short. Hard getting off the ground and sticking the first two crimps, and then it's a cruise. First V5 this trip
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V1 | ★ Lamar - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 4m | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sat 4th Apr 2015 | ||||
Awesome slab boulder. You actually find people in the US who enjoy slabs. Not used to that because in Australia everybody seems to hate 'em. Could finally come out of the slab closet
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V7 | ★★★ Chips - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 5m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Fri 10th Apr 2015 | ||||
This was probably my best line of the trip- only 5 hard and technical moves- crossover to a crimp, slapping the face, slapping the rail, grabbing the bad pinch, and launching for the dyno. Powerful, yet very technical. I even did it with a day of climbing to spare. When I stuck the dyno, even though I didn't know what to do next, I just held on and blood blistered my hands. So worth it. So good. Bring on "Tendon de Aquiles" in Bernal!
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V7 | ★★★ Planet of the Apes - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 5m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Tue 7th Apr 2015 | ||||
OMG, hadn't been as psyched to work a boulder since Human Energy... Such an incredible line! Powerfest for sure. First V7 since Mr. Moran back in November. Compression, slopers, crimps, power, and a strong mantle. Went from not being able to do the moves to sending using a sloper at the top nobody uses. The fact that people kept coming to this boulder (padding the f*ck out of it) relentlessly sending the line helped mentally for sure. Did it in my last possible attempt that day. Soooo happy!
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V1 | ★★★ Desperado - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 4m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Sat 4th Apr 2015 | ||||
This side of the boulder looks like a lot like the bark of the trees at Joe's. Very aesthetic for sure. Gotta squeeze a bit at the start, but flows very well afterwards. Loved it.
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V3 | ★★★ Desperate - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 4m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Sat 4th Apr 2015 | ||||
Right hand variant of Desperado. Also very enjoyable but exposed!
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V5 | ★★★ Roll the Dice - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 5m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Sat 4th Apr 2015 | ||||
Probably the best slab I've done on a boulder. Technical, thin, slappy on the feet. Highball also. But, slab climbing at its best. 2nd shot.
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V1 | ★★ Easy - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 3m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Sun 5th Apr 2015 | ||||
More like not so easy. I think this is more of a V2/3, unless I did it the wrong way. Little feet, either crimps or slopers. Really good line, though.
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V5 | ★★★ Blender - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 3m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Sun 5th Apr 2015 | ||||
After working on Planet of the Apes and running out of power, decided to give Pocket Rocket a visit (unsuccessfully). Happily, I found this little gem on the back of the boulder. Scrunched up start leads to powerful moves right and left, into hard readjustments and powerful throw to a sloper, into a technical heel hook and thin (two finger quarter pad pocket) finish before the easy mantle. Probably my favorite sequence of the trip. Hardest V5 so far done at Joe's.
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V3 | ★★ Snake Mouth - with Maria Jose Tamayo | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Sun 5th Apr 2015 | |||||
Awesome thin and slopey vertical climbing. Love the techy lines at Joe's!
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V1 V1/2 | ★★ Warm me up Scotty - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 6m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Fri 10th Apr 2015 | ||||
What can I say? Perfect name. Steep jugs into a slopey and crimpy mantle. Probably one of the best V1's in the Universe.
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V3 | ★★ Get Shorty - with Maria Jose Tamayo | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Fri 10th Apr 2015 | |||||
Also pretty awesome- love the horizontal pinch feature! Start is easier than it looks, and the mantle harder than it looks.
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V6 | ★★★ Lowtide - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 3m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Sun 6th Sep 2015 | ||||
Probably the prettiest boulder ever! Super mega physical. Flat slopers on one side, small crimps on the other. Mega compression. Can't wait to go back to send it!
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V5 | ★★★ Kelly's Arete - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 5m | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sun 6th Sep 2015 | ||||
Hardest V5 ever! Every move is hard, and the top is psychological AND hard! Had been a while since a V5 took me more than a day! Very satisfying to complete!
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V5 | ★★★ Kill by Numbers - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 2m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Fri 16th Oct 2015 | ||||
Really good. Completely my style, shoulda flashed it! Always good to go to Joe's
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V3 | ★★ Joe Cool - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 5m | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sat 17th Oct 2015 | ||||
While Maria sent her first V6 (Fig Fart)!!!!!! SO PSYCHED!!! She found very smart beta for it and sent quickly after. Only 3 sessions! WOW!
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V6 V7 | ★★ Stink Eye - with Maria Jose Tamayo, JuanMa | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Thu 3rd Dec 2015 | |||||
Really good arete climbing, but don't think it's V7- more like hard V5 or V6 tops. Did it in cold conditions- great movement, but always in the shade
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V6 | ★★ Attention - with Maria Jose Tamayo | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Fri 13th Nov 2015 | |||||
First flash at the grade, albeit soft Great holds for your hands on the sitstart, bad foot, throw for a tiny pocket with the right, then throw big to the jug, then it's over
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V5 | ★★ Mono E Mono - with Maria Jose Tamayo | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Fri 9th Jun 2017 | |||||
Excellent boulder. Not sure about the exact date. Harder topout than expected! Can't wait to go back to Joe's!
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V7 | ★★ Runt | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Wed 9th Oct 2013 | |||||
V10 | ★★ Resident Evil | Joe's Valley | Wed 11th Mar 2015 | ||||||
V3 | ★★ B-Town | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Mon 19th Mar 2018 | |||||
V2 | ★ Mini | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sun 25th Mar 2018 | |||||
V4 | ★★ K-Town | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Mon 19th Mar 2018 | |||||
Soft if you're tall.
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V5 | ★★★ Kelly's Arete | 5m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Tue 20th Mar 2018 | ||||
Really fun moves in a scenic area.
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V1 | ★★ Sphere | 4m | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Sun 18th Mar 2018 | ||||
V1 | ★ Tiny | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sun 25th Mar 2018 | |||||
V4 | ★★★ Indian Steps | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Tue 27th Mar 2018 | |||||
Top out was the trickiest part.
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V1 | ★ One Move (One Mover) | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Sun 25th Mar 2018 | |||||
V2 | ★★ The Plank | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Tue 27th Mar 2018 | |||||
V5 | ★★★ Pimper's Paradise | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Thu 29th Mar 2018 | |||||
This is a super neat line. Found the top out tricky, but it could have been that I was super tired.
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V1 | ★ Lamar | 4m | Joe's Valley | Average | Sun 18th Mar 2018 | ||||
Maybe I started this wrong, but that first move was not v1 IMO.
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V4 | ★★★ Self Service | 2m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Mega Classic | Wed 28th Mar 2018 | ||||
What a fun boulder!
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V3 | ★★★ Desperate | 4m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Sun 18th Mar 2018 | ||||
Great line
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V7 | ★★★ Planet of the Apes | 5m | Joe's Valley | Sun 18th Mar 2018 | |||||
Wow! What a fun line to work!
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V3 | ★★ Dem' Bones | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Tue 27th Mar 2018 | |||||
Sharp!
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V3 | ★★★ Bad Genes | 3m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Sun 18th Mar 2018 | ||||
Enjoyable
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V1 | ★ Surfs Up | Joe's Valley | ★ Good | Mon 19th Mar 2018 | |||||
V4 | ★★★ Pimpin' Jeans | 3m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Sun 18th Mar 2018 | ||||
I enjoyed this climb, even though I almost muffed the top out ha ha
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V3 | ★★ Midget | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Sun 25th Mar 2018 | |||||
V5 | ★★ Reading Rainbow | 4m | Joe's Valley | ★★★ Classic | Wed 28th Mar 2018 | ||||
The first move was super squishy.
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V5 | ★★ Mono E Mono | Joe's Valley | ★★ Very Good | Tue 27th Mar 2018 | |||||
It is enjoyable for how short it is.
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