Ascents in New York by Jacob Henwood

Nothing here feels like a 14. There's a little shrub for the gardeners and plenty to do for those who like to sew.

I took a fist to the groin from my belayer for misjudging someone else's beta. Make sure your belayer has small hands.

Don't climb this is as sport. Take a No.4 or 3. A mantle onto slopers is probably the juice farmer here. Tear your pants before the second clip for a no hands, no pants rest.

There's some spice in there. You don't need to hug the fridge but it's probably advised. Points to anyone who leads this.