Showing all 9 ascents.
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22 | ★★ I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk Cock Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me | 30m | ★★ Very Good | Sat 1st Sep 2007 | ||||
Pumpy! One fall
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22 | ★★ I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk Cock Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me - with Kallin W | 30m | Sun 28th Apr 2019 | |||||
one hang. that sketchy second clip.
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22 | ★★ I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk Cock Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me - with Josh BG, Daniel | 30m | ★★ Very Good | Sun 14th Mar 2021 | ||||
Admittedly climbed because of the name, but a great climb. Very sustained until about the 6th bolt where it backs off a bit. Hard to read due to the lack of chalk guiding the way, but had two runs and the second was feeling better.
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22 | ★★ I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk Cock Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me - with Matthew Robbins | 30m | Sun 16th May 2021 | |||||
22 | ★★ I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk Cock Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me - with Jack Seawright | 30m | ★★★ Classic | Wed 24th Aug 2022 | ||||
came for the name, stayed for the movement. Fell punting for a jug because i can hardly onsight english
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22 | ★★ I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk Cock Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me - with lollysnakeman marty | 30m | ★★ Very Good | Wed 24th Aug 2022 | ||||
Training day with martino. A month of walking around in the snow was not beneficial for pump management funnily enough. We started the day bumbling up to latitudes. I clipped bolts on about 17 different routes downclimbed upclimbed and almost circumnavigated tibro to eventually drag the rope through some anchors. A hang dog, retreat, bail AND onsight all in one pitch!! Except maybe for the onsight. Marty finished us off and we were forced to experience simul-jugging after we cruised past the anchors down clemency wall. Straight onto aphelion. Just like last time.. fuck were going well for time.. already at p3! Ohh shit. Cannot do this pitch. Or the one after. Feckn hard. Basically boinked my way through p3 crux on 2nd. Eventually we got to halfway house and both fancied a cockpounding as opposed to being rubiconned into another multi. I was stoked to squeeze thr first bit out with some 3d trickery to avoid martys athletic alternative, but i was suspicious after marty came down stoked on the climb that this route might not climb like the corner it pretends to be.. my fears were well and truly realised. Theres even a flaring finger crack that tempts the fingers, but it was jug hauling at the crux. Some interesting movement up top however i think means this route clears the 2 star bar. There you go, not just for the name.
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22 | ★★ I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk Cock Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me | 30m | Sun 18th Apr 2021 | |||||
Got pounded by crux move. Couldnt fit my fat finger tips in small crack.
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22 | ★★ I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk Cock Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me | 30m | ★★★ Classic | Fri 20th Aug 2021 | ||||
Not enough gas left in the tank to pull the crux move
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22 | ★★ I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk Cock Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me - with Shari | 30m | ★ Good | Sun 12th Oct 2014 | ||||
Worked hard to get through the steep hard bits to the third draw only to come face to face with a large and angry wasp's nest. I either had to climb directly over the wasps to get to the next draw, or back off.
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