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Sun 18th Mar 2018 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's The Closet Pimpin' Jeans | |||||||
V1 | ★ Lamar | 4m | Average | ||||
Maybe I started this wrong, but that first move was not v1 IMO.
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Sun 18th Mar 2018 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Chips | |||||||
V6 V7 | ★★★ Planet of the Apes | 5m | |||||
Wow! What a fun line to work!
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Sun 18th Mar 2018 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Contact | |||||||
V3 | ★★★ Bad Genes | ★★★ Classic | |||||
Enjoyable
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Sun 18th Mar 2018 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's The Closet Roll the Dice | |||||||
V1 | ★★★ Desperado | 4m | ★★★ Classic | ||||
Sun 18th Mar 2018 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's The Closet Pimpin' Jeans | |||||||
V4 | ★★★ Pimpin' Jeans | 3m | ★★★ Classic | ||||
I enjoyed this climb, even though I almost muffed the top out ha ha
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V3 | ★★★ Bad Genes | 3m | ★★★ Classic | ||||
Enjoyable
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Sun 18th Mar 2018 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Chips | |||||||
V7 | ★★★ Planet of the Apes | 5m | |||||
Wow! What a fun line to work!
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Sun 18th Mar 2018 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's The Closet Pimpin' Jeans | |||||||
V1 | ★ Lamar | 4m | Average | ||||
Maybe I started this wrong, but that first move was not v1 IMO.
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Sun 18th Mar 2018 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's The Closet Roll the Dice | |||||||
V3 | ★★★ Desperate | 4m | ★★★ Classic | ||||
Great line
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Sun 18th Mar 2018 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's The Closet Pimpin' Jeans | |||||||
V1 | ★★ Sphere | 4m | ★★ Very Good | ||||
Fri 9th Jun 2017 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Jitterbug | |||||||
V5 | ★★ Mono E Mono - with Maria Jose Tamayo | ★★★ Mega Classic | |||||
Excellent boulder. Not sure about the exact date. Harder topout than expected! Can't wait to go back to Joe's!
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Sun 23rd Apr 2017 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Kung Fu Theatre | |||||||
V12 | Entropic Heat Death | ||||||
Thu 20th Apr 2017 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Kung Fu Theatre | |||||||
V10 | Kung Fury | ||||||
V11 | The Demogorgon | ||||||
Sun 20th Nov 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Pocket Rocket | |||||||
V7 | ★★★ Pocket Rocket | 4m | |||||
Wed 19th Oct 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Smile Boulder | |||||||
V10 | Boots With The Fur | 3m | |||||
V10 | Apple Bottom Jeans | 3m | |||||
Wed 19th Oct 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Dairy Canyon Lactation Station | |||||||
V10 | Lactation Station | ||||||
Tue 18th Oct 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Death Scream | |||||||
V10 V10/11 | Eye Of The Beholder | 5m | |||||
Mon 17th Oct 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Chips | |||||||
V7 | ★★★ Planet of the Apes | 5m | |||||
Mon 17th Oct 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Big Joe/Riverside Big Joe | |||||||
V7 | ★★ Big Joe | ||||||
Mon 17th Oct 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Chips | |||||||
V7 | ★★★ Chips | 5m | |||||
Mon 17th Oct 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Riverside Boulders | |||||||
V2 | ★★ The Angler | 5m | |||||
Mon 17th Oct 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Area 51 Resident Evil | |||||||
V10 | ★★ Resident Evil | ||||||
Sun 16th Oct 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork No Substance | |||||||
V10 | Hydrogenated Oil | 3m | |||||
Sun 16th Oct 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Right Sign/Eden Wills of Fire | |||||||
V6 | ★★★ Wills of Fire | ||||||
Wed 6th Apr 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Right Sign/Eden Wills of Fire | |||||||
V14 | Fadeaway | ||||||
Sun 21st Feb 2016 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Right Sign/Eden Wills of Fire | |||||||
V11 | Pagan Poetry | ||||||
Thu 3rd Dec 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Contact | |||||||
V6 V7 | ★★ Stink Eye - with Maria Jose Tamayo, JuanMa | ★★ Very Good | |||||
Really good arete climbing, but don't think it's V7- more like hard V5 or V6 tops. Did it in cold conditions- great movement, but always in the shade
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Fri 13th Nov 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Contact | |||||||
V6 | ★★ Attention - with Maria Jose Tamayo | ★★★ Classic | |||||
First flash at the grade, albeit soft Great holds for your hands on the sitstart, bad foot, throw for a tiny pocket with the right, then throw big to the jug, then it's over
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Wed 28th Oct 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork The Flu Mahatma | |||||||
V10 V10/11 | Gandhi | ||||||
Sat 17th Oct 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Area 51 Marble Cake | |||||||
V3 | ★★ Joe Cool - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 5m | ★★ Very Good | ||||
While Maria sent her first V6 (Fig Fart)!!!!!! SO PSYCHED!!! She found very smart beta for it and sent quickly after. Only 3 sessions! WOW!
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Fri 16th Oct 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Mine Court Kill by Numbers | |||||||
V5 | ★★★ Kill by Numbers - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 2m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
Really good. Completely my style, shoulda flashed it! Always good to go to Joe's
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Sat 19th Sep 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Trent's Mom Powerline Boulder | |||||||
V13 | Mask of God | ||||||
Sun 6th Sep 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Big Joe/Riverside Kelly's Rock | |||||||
V5 | ★★★ Kelly's Arete - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 5m | ★★ Very Good | ||||
Hardest V5 ever! Every move is hard, and the top is psychological AND hard! Had been a while since a V5 took me more than a day! Very satisfying to complete!
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Sun 6th Sep 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Big Joe/Riverside Lowtide | |||||||
V6 | ★★★ Lowtide - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 3m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
Probably the prettiest boulder ever! Super mega physical. Flat slopers on one side, small crimps on the other. Mega compression. Can't wait to go back to send it!
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Sun 17th May 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Dairy Canyon Lactation Station | |||||||
V10 | Lactation Station | ||||||
Fri 10th Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Area 51 Warm me Up | |||||||
V1 V1/2 | ★★ Warm me up Scotty - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 6m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
What can I say? Perfect name. Steep jugs into a slopey and crimpy mantle. Probably one of the best V1's in the Universe.
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V3 | ★★ Get Shorty - with Maria Jose Tamayo | ★★★ Mega Classic | |||||
Also pretty awesome- love the horizontal pinch feature! Start is easier than it looks, and the mantle harder than it looks.
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Fri 10th Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Chips | |||||||
V7 | ★★★ Chips - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 5m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
This was probably my best line of the trip- only 5 hard and technical moves- crossover to a crimp, slapping the face, slapping the rail, grabbing the bad pinch, and launching for the dyno. Powerful, yet very technical. I even did it with a day of climbing to spare. When I stuck the dyno, even though I didn't know what to do next, I just held on and blood blistered my hands. So worth it. So good. Bring on "Tendon de Aquiles" in Bernal!
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Tue 7th Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Chips | |||||||
V7 | ★★★ Planet of the Apes - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 5m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
OMG, hadn't been as psyched to work a boulder since Human Energy... Such an incredible line! Powerfest for sure. First V7 since Mr. Moran back in November. Compression, slopers, crimps, power, and a strong mantle. Went from not being able to do the moves to sending using a sloper at the top nobody uses. The fact that people kept coming to this boulder (padding the f*ck out of it) relentlessly sending the line helped mentally for sure. Did it in my last possible attempt that day. Soooo happy!
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Sun 5th Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Chips | |||||||
V7 | ★★★ Planet of the Apes | 5m | |||||
V7 | ★★★ Planet of the Apes | 5m | |||||
V7 | ★★★ Chips | 5m | |||||
Sun 5th Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Pocket Rocket | |||||||
V7 | ★★★ Pocket Rocket | 4m | |||||
Sun 5th Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Right Sign/Eden Wills of Fire | |||||||
V6 | ★★★ Wills of Fire (WILLS A FIRE) | ||||||
Sun 5th Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Area 51 Resident Evil | |||||||
V3 | ★★ Snake Mouth - with Maria Jose Tamayo | ★★★ Classic | |||||
Awesome thin and slopey vertical climbing. Love the techy lines at Joe's!
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Sun 5th Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Pocket Rocket | |||||||
V1 | ★★ Easy - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 3m | ★★★ Classic | ||||
More like not so easy. I think this is more of a V2/3, unless I did it the wrong way. Little feet, either crimps or slopers. Really good line, though.
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V5 | ★★★ Blender - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 3m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
After working on Planet of the Apes and running out of power, decided to give Pocket Rocket a visit (unsuccessfully). Happily, I found this little gem on the back of the boulder. Scrunched up start leads to powerful moves right and left, into hard readjustments and powerful throw to a sloper, into a technical heel hook and thin (two finger quarter pad pocket) finish before the easy mantle. Probably my favorite sequence of the trip. Hardest V5 so far done at Joe's.
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Sat 4th Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Chips | |||||||
V7 | ★★★ Chips | 5m | |||||
Sat 4th Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's The Closet Roll the Dice | |||||||
V3 | ★★★ Desperate - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 4m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
Right hand variant of Desperado. Also very enjoyable but exposed!
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V5 | ★★★ Roll the Dice - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 5m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
Probably the best slab I've done on a boulder. Technical, thin, slappy on the feet. Highball also. But, slab climbing at its best. 2nd shot.
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V1 | ★★★ Desperado - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 4m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
This side of the boulder looks like a lot like the bark of the trees at Joe's. Very aesthetic for sure. Gotta squeeze a bit at the start, but flows very well afterwards. Loved it.
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Sat 4th Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's The Closet Pimpin' Jeans | |||||||
V5 | ★★ Reading Rainbow - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 4m | ★★ Very Good | ||||
Hard sit start. It bunches you up a bit if you're not short. Hard getting off the ground and sticking the first two crimps, and then it's a cruise. First V5 this trip
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V1 | ★ Lamar - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 4m | ★★ Very Good | ||||
Awesome slab boulder. You actually find people in the US who enjoy slabs. Not used to that because in Australia everybody seems to hate 'em. Could finally come out of the slab closet
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V1 | ★★ Stinky Jeans - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 3m | ★★★ Classic | ||||
First proper day at Joe's. Went straight to this boulder because it's the first one you encounter in the (very pleasant) approach. Nice arete climbing with a somewhat techy mantle. Enjoyable.
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V4 | ★★★ Pimpin' Jeans - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 3m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
Last time I was here in November, I got denied on this climb because I was attempting it in boots. Climbed it easily this time in climbing shoes. Crimpy and slopey with a techy mantle. Awesome line! Maria got soooo close to sending too! Such a good social environment here, you will always find nice people in this boulder (and in Joe's in general)!
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V1 | ★★ Sphere - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 4m | ★ Good | ||||
Was kinda bored, so got on this chossy but nice line. Fun!
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Fri 3rd Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Right Sign/Eden Wills of Fire | |||||||
V6 | ★★★ Wills of Fire (WILLS A FIRE) | ||||||
Fri 3rd Apr 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Self Service | |||||||
V1 | ★★ Whopper - with Maria Jose Tamayo | ★★ Very Good | |||||
After flashing Self Service, I decided to check this line to the right. Hard start for V1 for sure. Not sure if the sit start is V1. Also, potential for a bad landing. Nevertheless, quite good.
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V4 | ★★★ Self Service - with Maria Jose Tamayo | 2m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
After driving from Farmington, NM, we arrived at the paradise that is Joe's Valley. Pitched the tent on New Joe's and went exploring. Found some guys with guidebooks and they let us take photos of it (thanks guys!). After that, I flashed this outstanding techy line with heel-toe cams and technical mantle. Awesome start of an awesome trip
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Wed 11th Mar 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Area 51 Resident Evil | |||||||
V10 | ★★ Resident Evil | ||||||
Mon 9th Feb 2015 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Death Scream | |||||||
V10 V10/11 | Eye Of The Beholder | 5m | |||||
Sat 1st Nov 2014 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Area 51 Marble Cake | |||||||
V5 | ★★★ Stumblebum Traverse - with Maria, Morgan and Alex | 7m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
Great moves to great holds. Perfect Joe's rock texture. Shoulda come to New Joe's before! Less cold and more scenic. Also, hanging around is easier and less crumbly (in other places of Joe's I felt like in a mix of Brooyar with Slider just hanging around). Gotta keep the body tension on this one! Just about not pumping out. Power endurance! Stoked about the flash
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V6 | ★★★ Fig Fart (Fart Fig) - with Maria, Morgan and Alex | 5m | ★★★ Mega Classic | ||||
Fastest V6 ever! Probably on the low end of the grade. Sit start on slopey crimps to a big crimpy undercling move followed my a crimpy deadpoint and you're done! Felt like it was flashable, actually. Very happy to get this before leaving Joe's!
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Sat 1st Nov 2014 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Contact | |||||||
V3 | ★★★ Bad Genes - with Maria, Morgan, Alex, and owners of a hostile but submissive dog. | ★★★ Mega Classic | |||||
Did this with hiking boots on. Skipped all of the bad crimps and did big moves to better holds instead. Hardest boulder ever done on boots for me... Maria was one easy move away from sending it with the hard (crimpy) beta, but slipped and got slingshot back
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Fri 31st Oct 2014 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork No Additives | |||||||
V2 | ★★ V2 to the left - with Maria, Morgan, Alex and other owners of a couple 'dogs. | ★★ Very Good | |||||
Very hard for V2... Had to skip the pocket and aim for the big slopers on the lip of the boulder. Too uncoordinated to ace that pocket
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Thu 30th Oct 2014 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork No Substance | |||||||
V8 | ★★★ No Substance - with Maria, Morgan, Alex, and owners of an angry dog. | ★★★ Mega Classic | |||||
So Alex takes us to this crazy V13 he was gonna try (dyno from sidepull crimps with little smears for feet to a one pad sharp edge) and I saw a few guys trying this classic testpiece. Decided to try it for the sake of exercising that day and surprised myself- I got a lot further than I expected, and I am sure I can actually do this boulder if I spend a couple of days on it! Made me realize that progression really has happened
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Thu 30th Oct 2014 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Mansize Pimper's Paradise | |||||||
V5 | ★★★ Pimper's Paradise - with Maria, Morgan and Alex | ★★★ Mega Classic | |||||
OMG, what a rock! So we had no idea about the climbs at Joe's, because nobody was selling the guidebook, not even at the food ranch (local market and eatery). So at the fork, we see this CO license plated car, and we ask if they are bouldering, and it turned out not only that they were, but had a guidebook, so we tagged along and met really cool buddies First place these guys took us to was Pimper's Paradise, which I should've flashed but couldn't aim right. Maria was really close XO
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Wed 9th Oct 2013 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Thighmaster | |||||||
V7 | ★★ Runt | ★★ Very Good | |||||
Mon 20th May 2013 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Mansize | |||||||
V10 | ★★★ Finger Hut | ||||||
Mon 20th May 2013 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork 8 Mile Big Crimpin | |||||||
V11 | Big Crimpin' | ||||||
Sat 27th Oct 2012 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Smile Boulder | |||||||
V10 | Boots With The Fur | 3m | |||||
Fri 26th Oct 2012 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Death Scream Playmate Boulders Cabin Fever | |||||||
V11 | Slam Dunk | ||||||
Fri 26th Oct 2012 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Trent's Mom Worst Case Scenario | |||||||
V9 | ★★★ Worst Case Scenario | ||||||
Sun 25th Mar 2012 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Right Sign/Eden Eden | |||||||
V10 | Eden | ||||||
Sun 25th Mar 2012 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Big Joe/Riverside K-Town | |||||||
V8 | Feels Like Grit | ||||||
Fri 23rd Mar 2012 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Death Scream Playmate Boulders | |||||||
V10 | Death Scream | ||||||
V9 | Playmate of the Year | ||||||
Thu 22nd Mar 2012 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork The Hulk | |||||||
V10 | Fiery Furnace | 5m | |||||
Wed 21st Mar 2012 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Blackout | |||||||
V11 | Gentlemans Project | ||||||
V11 | Gentlemans Project (Gentlemans Project Sit) | ||||||
Thu 20th Oct 2011 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Trent's Mom Powerline Boulder | |||||||
V11 | Man From the Past | ||||||
Wed 30th Mar 2011 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Right Sign/Eden Wills of Fire | |||||||
V10 | They Call Him Michael (We Call Him Michael) | ||||||
Tue 29th Mar 2011 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Area 51 Resident Evil | |||||||
V10 | ★★ Resident Evil | ||||||
Tue 29th Mar 2011 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork The Sandbox | |||||||
V11 V11 PG13 | Worm Turns | 5m | |||||
Mon 28th Mar 2011 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Lower Hillside | |||||||
V9 | Hooters | 3m | |||||
Mon 28th Mar 2011 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Mansize | |||||||
V10 | ★★ Scrawny And Brawny (Scrawney and Brawney) | ||||||
Mon 28th Mar 2011 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork No Substance | |||||||
V10 | Hydrogenated Oil (Hydroginated Oil) | 3m | |||||
Thu 30th Jul 2009 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Right Sign/Eden Eden | |||||||
V7 | Anatomy Act | ||||||
Tue 28th Jul 2009 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Right Sign/Eden External Tulips | |||||||
V7 | ★★ External Tulips | ★★ Very Good | |||||
Wed 22nd Jul 2009 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Left Fork Big Joe/Riverside K-Town | |||||||
V8 | Feels Like Grit | ||||||
hardest slab ive ever done in my life. felt like v12
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Sun 14th Sep 2008 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Jitterbug | |||||||
V5 | ★★ Mono E Mono | ★ Good | |||||
Sun 14th Sep 2008 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Midnight Murder | |||||||
V2 | ★ Slabriffic | ★ Good | |||||
Sun 14th Sep 2008 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
Right Fork Jitterbug | |||||||
V3 | ★ Pocket Pool | ★ Good | |||||
V6 | ★★ unnamed | ★★ Very Good | |||||
V3 | ★ Pocket Pool | ★ Good | |||||
Sun 14th Sep 2008 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Area 51 Warm me Up | |||||||
V2 V3 | ★★ Get Shorty | ★ Good | |||||
V2 V1/2 | ★★ Warm me up Scotty | 6m | Average | ||||
Sun 14th Sep 2008 - Joe's Valley | |||||||
New Joe's Area 51 Resident Evil | |||||||
V3 | ★★ Snake Mouth | ★ Good |