Ascensioni in Pissing On Trees

Absolutely perplexed as to how to do a single move on this. Batmaned to the third bolt and then back cleaned, sharp rock on thin skin had me reluctant to try anything, looking forward to heading back with half a clue, Foxy reckons there is a hands free rest at the second bolt..

Had a single burn sussing out beta as a warm up, then ripped a good pinch off the face, leaving a great full pad crimp that didn't really make it any easier to pull through but did add a great foot further up, not sure if it changed the grade, felt harder then Poor Kevin Urinal. The crack has serrated teeth in it

Nice pleasant climbing in a great crack system feet were slippery just due to lichen growing back but still enjoyable, exit out left after gaining the tip ledge, a number 5 will do you well to protect the exit

Ooooooft initially I was going to give this 2.5 stars on reflection it's getting 3 all day for sure! Blew the flash trying to Crank through the crux rather than dancing, the movement on this is a tasty treat! It's got heel hook mantle rock overs, crimps, pinches! One of the best hand foot matches off of a underling I've done and a top out that keeps you honest! Get on this line!!

This thing has me completely perplexed deciding to go ground up in the baking sun probably didn't help, super easy climbing up the massive flake for the first 3 bolts leads into a density of seemingly hard and awkward movement that I didn't understand, holds felt super spoogey and not as good as expected shape wise, some good holds but all facing the wrong way, after my gear popped on a fall I decided it was time to look at another line

Class! Two and a half stars. Worth coming back for…take a .4 grey cam for the break

Brutal pocket rocket crux. Enjoyment may be biased from getting spanked..

Exit route. Nice flake to start and painful pinky into crack

Got a bit lost and wasn't sure what we were on, but this was a really nice arete