Ascensioni in Oceania da Jacob Henwood

The climb turns into a lovely native moss garden after the short corner.

Missing from The Crag description is that you're meant to head right to use the bolts in the moss garden. That would've been great info on the day.

The start was sent here from another dimension.

You might have a better time stapling your hands to your butt.

Levitate to start, Elvis about halfway up as you wonder where to place gear, then ride the pump to glory.

Go left off the last ledge for a bit of fun.

Went over the bulge at the last bolt for a little variety. It feels dicier than the chimney, but it's easier.

I don't know where 11 comes from. That's some crazy talk.

You get a choice between a chimney and a juggy bulge.

I got a little stuck in the chimney.

Take snacks. I can't climb 170m without snacks.

I can't do much without snacks. I'm weak like that.

Crawl out to set the table. Do the can-can with plenty of naps until you run out of climb.

Pretty pumpy. Had to stop a lot, and there are lots of ledges for this. I'm a boulderer now, though. I often get pumped getting out of bed.

The start is lying. Look it right in the eyes and you will see a lie. Harder than the 19 next to it or the overhang start to routes over.

There's a lot of layback here if you want it.

I don't really know how to crack climb, so I ended up doing a lot of layback and shoulder-stemming.

It's mostly just a series of shelves. Protect yourself before and after each one, and you'll be right.

It wasn't that it was too hard or anything, I just wasn't feeling it, okay? Why is everyone being so judgey?!

Refugee from Bald Eagles aftter 3rd clip shenanigans.

CAUTION: The third bolt is so deep in the rock that it is difficult/impossible to get some brands of 90 degree bolt plates on.

I cut across to the climb nextdoor to complete the climb.

Feels a few grades higher than a 14.

If you aren't big on walking, probs not for you.

The second pitch is the most friendly. The first and third pitches are not your friends, nor are they your fault, though you've made other mistakes. We all have.

There's an arm jam on the third pitch, and it is literally the best thing that has ever happened to me. We exchanged emails.

Like that friend from uni, this'll go further left than you're expecting.

My favourite character from the books. The climb doesn't disappoint.

Mostly jugs, but there's a couple of crimplettes for those who're interested.

Nothing here feels like a 14. There's a little shrub for the gardeners and plenty to do for those who like to sew.

Don't climb this is as sport. Take a No.4 or 3. A mantle onto slopers is probably the juice farmer here. Tear your pants before the second clip for a no hands, no pants rest.

There's some spice in there. You don't need to hug the fridge but it's probably advised. Points to anyone who leads this.

I took a fist to the groin from my belayer for misjudging someone else's beta. Make sure your belayer has small hands.