Begehungen von I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk Cock Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me haben Beta

Did after Sam. Going to and clipping the first bolt is a bit sketch. Take care! Good climbing regardless, if not trickier than it first appears

Bit sandbagged. Average bolting for the second bolt too IMO, cruxy moves off the deck and a near certain grounder if you fluff em.

Training day with martino. A month of walking around in the snow was not beneficial for pump management funnily enough. We started the day bumbling up to latitudes. I clipped bolts on about 17 different routes downclimbed upclimbed and almost circumnavigated tibro to eventually drag the rope through some anchors. A hang dog, retreat, bail AND onsight all in one pitch!! Except maybe for the onsight. Marty finished us off and we were forced to experience simul-jugging after we cruised past the anchors down clemency wall. Straight onto aphelion. Just like last time.. fuck were going well for time.. already at p3! Ohh shit. Cannot do this pitch. Or the one after. Feckn hard. Basically boinked my way through p3 crux on 2nd. Eventually we got to halfway house and both fancied a cockpounding as opposed to being rubiconned into another multi. I was stoked to squeeze thr first bit out with some 3d trickery to avoid martys athletic alternative, but i was suspicious after marty came down stoked on the climb that this route might not climb like the corner it pretends to be.. my fears were well and truly realised. Theres even a flaring finger crack that tempts the fingers, but it was jug hauling at the crux. Some interesting movement up top however i think means this route clears the 2 star bar. There you go, not just for the name.

came for the name, stayed for the movement. Fell punting for a jug because i can hardly onsight english

Not enough gas left in the tank to pull the crux move

Readjusted my beta and used smaller fingers. Quite a good route with balancy,reachy thoughtful moves.

Got pounded by crux move. Couldnt fit my fat finger tips in small crack.

Admittedly climbed because of the name, but a great climb. Very sustained until about the 6th bolt where it backs off a bit. Hard to read due to the lack of chalk guiding the way, but had two runs and the second was feeling better.

Belayed Brodie Saltmarsh on this about a year ago and I remember the sketchy start. Almost had a foot pop at the start due to the hole in my right shoe haha.

one hang. that sketchy second clip.

Worked hard to get through the steep hard bits to the third draw only to come face to face with a large and angry wasp's nest. I either had to climb directly over the wasps to get to the next draw, or back off.

yeah!, no stars in the guide book so no one climbs this thing. Worthy and adventurous climbing, not a lick of chalk and good rock....past the loose block beyond first move (tricky but OK). Anchors run over some rough stuff at the top, rap off.

Pumpy! One fall

The bolting on this could be rethought esp at the start and at the end of the corner. Apart from that it climbs really well.

Finally did this - found it hard!