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Grade Route Gear style Quality Date
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Central Tablelands Blue Mountains Bells Line of Road & Chifley Rd Bowens Creek Main Wall Left
23 The Tea-Ladies from NATO Sport 15m Good Fri 11th Aug 2006
Dod draggs me in here, hauled me and my pole through what can only be described as a rangoon jungle, then neglects to use me for anything. ONsight goes begging on the blonde Gift!!, onsight goes begging on Naval Aviator!!, ONsight goes begging on the klem loskot pleaser and I get left with the shittiest crappest most boooring clip on the cliff! GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY DOD IS GAY, JESSE IS GAY, NAVAL AVIATOR IS GAY JESSE'S SHOES ARE GAY, BUSHWALKING IS GAY, SNAKES ARE GAY.

BOWENS IS A TOTALLY GAY PLACE

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Central Tablelands Blue Mountains Mount Victoria Area Bardens Lookout Adults Only Cave
27 28 The Way of All Flesh Sport 25m Tue 2nd Jan 2007
its not 27 if you pre clip the rope through the first draw....

 
26 26 M0 The Way of All Flesh M0 Sport 22m Tue 2nd Jan 2007
the start for all the soft homo's

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Central Tablelands Blue Mountains Blackheath Area Centennial Glen Main Wall
25 Padington (Pad'ngton) Sport 12m Good Sat 2nd Sep 2006
MY NEW SPONSOR LOOKS SHIT HOT ON MY POLE!! iiiii am sooooooooo beautiful......to dod, and Jesse, and Simon and Ryan...their all a bunch of jealous arseholes!!....I know I'm beautiful!..check me out, I'm HOT!

 
25 Padington (Pad'ngton) Sport 12m Good Fri 1st Sep 2006
MY NEW SPONSOR LOOKS SHIT HOT ON MY POLE!!

iiiii am sooooooooo beautiful......to dod, and Jesse, and Simon and Ryan...their all a bunch of jealous arseholes!!....I know I'm beautiful!

 
23 Chase the Lady Sport 14m, 5 Very Good Mon 2nd Oct 2006
oooohhhhhhhh,,,, well hello their hot busty pink lady....my name is billy and I'm hot for a root!

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Central Tablelands Blue Mountains Blackheath Area Centennial Glen Hip Shake Jerk Area
26 Wank Wank Spurt Direct Sport 15m Mon 2nd Oct 2006
stick clip start,,,hmmmm...I feel so important!!

 
24 24 M0 Wank Wank Spurt Sport 15m Mon 2nd Oct 2006
what do you mean start hauling dod??

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Central Tablelands Blue Mountains Blackheath Area Shipley Upper War Babies Wall
22 War Babies Sport 12m, 5 Don't Bother Tue 2nd Jan 2007
Nobody cares about the fact that Justin Langers cricket bat is retiring from cricket do they???....nooooooooo!!!, it all about fat stupid pie eating beer guzzling, match fixing, tea bagging humans! warney, McGrrraaaaahh, langer their legends...(bullshit)..how about a little credit to the tools that got them there hey???...how about a little recognition for the 1st squid on the moon,,,oh yeah, its all about armstrong and a giant leap for man kind, meanwhile the pole holding up the american flag on the moon gets left their for 40 years to rot!!!!!!!

 
24 Form One Lane Sport 22m Good Thu 10th Aug 2006
I almost smashed that silly little dog!

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Central Tablelands Blue Mountains Blackheath Area Shipley Upper Grand Junction Wall
26 Supercallousfragileextradosage Sport 25m, 13 Mega Classic Thu 10th Aug 2006
Hey Jesse,

do you want me to throw up some draws as well?? too much hippy smoke obviously turns your brain to butter duuuuuude

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Central Tablelands Blue Mountains Blackheath Area Logan Brae Main Cliff
28 EIEIO Sport 18m Good Fri 1st Sep 2006
is this dr. stein???

 
25 Dr Stein Sport 18m, 10 Mega Classic Fri 1st Sep 2006
so easy i skipped the first clip niggers

 
24 Vertical Dementia Sport 18m Mega Classic Fri 1st Sep 2006
If I see one more immitation squidd on the path I'm going to join dod and jesse in the redzone.....PERMANENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!....death to all sticks!!!. enjoy lower brae gay clipper!!!!!

 
25 Kathy K Sport 16m Very Good Fri 1st Sep 2006
hmmm lets see.....its more fun than being stuffed into the boot of a car for a WEEK!!!

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Illawarra and Shoalhaven Nowra Babylon Areas Occupied Territories Second Canyon
21 Township Rebellion Sport 23m, 8 Fri 31st Aug 2007
where is my head DOD??

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Illawarra and Shoalhaven Nowra Bomaderry Creek South Central
24 There Goes The Neighourhood Sport 9m Thu 14th Jun 2007
what????.............that stick started it! maan. I only snapped him in half after he laughed at my yellow pole.

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Illawarra and Shoalhaven Nowra Bomaderry Creek Rosies
25 Mega Mac Sport 15m, 8 Wed 12th Jul 2006
classic clipping.

buy me a new pole dod you tight ass and I might be able to do more than clip just the first draw dammmmit!!!.

tough onsight considering my broken pole is STILL broken and I was all bandaged up!!!.

1st tick since the accident!

 
26 Slurry Whipping (Slut Whipping) Sport 10m Thu 14th Jun 2007
Fuck me that 1st bolt is an awesome clip....had me wetter than the front row of a tom jones concert.

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Illawarra and Shoalhaven Nowra The Grotto Cliffline The Hood Area
24 Girls In The Hood Sport 8m, 4 Mega Classic Thu 3rd Aug 2006
Fuck I'm good!

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Illawarra and Shoalhaven Nowra The Grotto Cliffline The Grotto Proper
20 Spinning Blades of Steel (Eat My Spinning Blades Of Steel, Motherfucker) Sport 9m Wed 2nd Aug 2006
some people are so fat its embarrasing

 
23 Amazon Queens In the Avocado Jungles Of Death Sport 20m Wed 2nd Aug 2006
why cant you just put the draws on yourself dod. Have you forgotten how to do this??

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Illawarra and Shoalhaven Nowra The Grotto Cliffline P.C.
25 Super Weak Sport 10m, 7 Thu 14th Jun 2007
everybody calm the fuck down, or I'm gunna start shooting niggers!

 
25 Bullet With Butterfly Wings Sport 12m Thu 14th Jun 2007
why does the bar in the north Nowra always smell like a urine and vomit cocktail??

 
25 Escape From the Drilling Fields (Trigga Nigga) Sport 20m Tue 11th Jul 2006
25 Escape From the Drilling Fields (Trigga Nigga) Sport 20m Fri 28th Jul 2006
draws on. EZ to 2nd clip

 
25 Thank You, Come Again Sport 8m Fri 28th Jul 2006
nice low 1st clip!

 
25 Thank You, Come Again Sport 8m Sun 11th Jun 2006
26 Turn Your Eyes Insane Sport 16m Classic Thu 14th Jun 2007
what do you mean your sold outa bombadazza swamp rats jerseys??

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Illawarra and Shoalhaven Nowra Thompson's Point The Grease Cave
23 Pulling On the Porcelain Sport 12m Classic Wed 5th Jul 2006
onsighted to the 2nd bolt.

BLEW MY POLE OUT STRAINING FOR THE 3RD DRAW!!!!. shhhiiiiiiiiiittt!!!.

I'm out with injuries for the next couple of weeks!. until I can walk down to Bunnings to get a better pole. (make sure its not cheap crap this time dod!!!)

I feel so crap after blowing my pole!. Even worse than the time that the boys tried to sell me for a gram of H at the north Nowra!!.

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Illawarra and Shoalhaven Nowra Thompson's Point The Very Nice Wall
22 Killer Boas Sport 10m Mega Classic Tue 27th Jun 2006
STUPID MEXICANS!!!

 
24 Stolen Property Sport 10m, 4 Very Good Tue 27th Jun 2006
I felt important on this one!!

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Illawarra and Shoalhaven Nowra Thompson's Point Gunbarrel Wall
18 Planet Mossvale Sport 28m, 10 Good Wed 5th Jul 2006
strenuous clipping. more to do with operator error. My only day out this week cause dickhead left me in the car on Tuesday!.

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Illawarra and Shoalhaven Nowra Thompson's Point Mini Wall
25 Hyperactive Child Sport 6m Classic Tue 1st Aug 2006
my new pole is the SHIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Oceania Australia New South Wales and ACT Sydney Metropolitan Sutherland Bluebell
23 Bundy in a Bottle Shop (Link-up) (Bundy in a Bottle Shop) Sport 18m, 7 Mega Classic Sat 1st Jul 2006
1st clip is too EZ!. 2nd is a bit tricky. had a problem with my pole.

 
Oceania Australia Victoria North West Grampians Victoria Range Mt Fox Area Muline Crag
29 Eye Of The Tiger Sport 25m, 10 Mon 1st May 2006
my first grade 30 clip!,

chicks are soooo going to dig me!

 

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