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Thu 25th Apr 2024 - Stanwell Tops
Stonehaven
20 Modern Family Sport 10m, 5
Glad to see this finally open, really nice line. The holds that looked wet were actually fine!

 
20 Tataclop Sport 12m, 8 Very Good
Did the Honnold for the gram.

 
19 Little Flakey Sport 12m, 9 Very Good
Lap, nice but a bit pumpy

 
24 Les Dents de la Mère Sport 12m, 8 Very Good
3x falls on the crux for various reasons, forever refining the microbeta, feeling confident

 
15 Floating World Sport 20m, 10
Warm up

 
Mon 1st Apr 2024 - Mount Keira
North Face
17 Streno Not Teno Mixed trad 18m, 4
TRS scout also. One rusty carrot didn't break when I kicked it so probably sweet? Hangers look bomber. Traverse looks tenuous. The crack otherwise looks like the longest/strictest hand size crack in the Illawarra? Scant face holds outside of it. Bring crack gloves to increase hand size.

Again top out looks semi-miserable

And the cave to the left appears to be a Peregrine Falcon nest (didn't like my presence and plenty of bird poo in there).

 
16 Teno Not Streno Trad 15m
Scouted on top rope solo, looks decent, top out looks not fun - might hang a rope to be an anchor or learn to bolt some anchors? Via ferrata the whole thing while I'm at it?

 
14 Fountain Of Youth Trad 15m
Even TRS with a microtrax felt scary coming through the top of chimney, minimal placements available. Flakey rocks on the right of chimney that look breakable are solid.

 
16 Grot Heap Groove Trad 15m
Scouted on top rope solo, looks nice enough!

 
Sat 30th Mar 2024 - Mount Keira
South Face
17 Flaunt - with Rory Hentshel Trad 50m Very Good
Start must have been easier when the ground was 2m higher... Dogged on the higher of the two cams to do the first part. Rory lead out onto the crack between Sex Haunt and Jaunt for an exciting adventure, sat on the rope to get a piece out. After the bolted station, we climbed up the corner crack worked right jamming above us in the roof crack. Lovely climb

 
Sat 30th Mar 2024 - Mount Keira
East Face
16 Windy - with Rory Hentshel Trad 25m Classic
Amazing climb, quite well protected with the right gear. Foot slipped for my first trad fall, the most intensely I've ever yelled falling. After the main crack I went right to the corner then right out of the roof. Reached for the rap rope to finish off, could face climb the red rock but there is a big block that might come unstuck if you pulled on it too hard. I put some weight on it but got the heebie jeebies and bailed to safety. Topping out options are sparse, I tied a figure 8 in the rap rope to belay the seconder with.

Used one #6, two #5's, one #4, two #2's, two #1's, one #0.75. Plenty of bumping the bigger cams for the main crack down low.

Very awesome climb, great rock quality except for the sandy slab in the middle.

 
Sun 24th Mar 2024 - Mount Alexandra
The First Cave
24 Electric Gut Stick Gobblers Sport 10m, 5 Very Good
Sorted the beta and it flowed nicely. Recommend extended drawer on the 5th bolt, can clip while still on the jugs

 
21 Bruised Poonarnee Sport 14m, 6
Stiff start moves, flash because knew the second half

 
Sat 23rd Mar 2024 - Mount Keira
South Face
15 Jaunt - with Rory Hentshel Trad 45m Very Good
Great! Scary on the sandy start and freaky in the roof traverse but solid morning's outing

 
Sat 23rd Mar 2024 - Mount Keira
West Face
8 Volkswagon Trad 5m
An experience. Groveling, gear jamming on the wall preventing your leg moving

 
14 Feeling Seedy New Years Day Trad 6m Very Good
Pete Whittaker style start was great. Used 2x #5, 1 each #3 & #4 cams

 
8 Outside Space Trad 6m
Sat 9th Mar 2024 - Mount Alexandra
Central Area
20 Judas Escariot Sport 10m, 8 Very Good
Nice climb, left hand crack is hard, good jugs in the chossy cave - easier going right.

 
Sat 9th Mar 2024 - Mount Alexandra
The First Cave
24 Electric Gut Stick Gobblers Sport 10m, 5
Got ever so slightly higher on the corner. Top jugs were fine (pre clipped)

 
22 Progress Comes to Shitsville Sport 10m, 6 Classic
The loveliest move involving an undercling in all of Earth's history. Really enjoyable climb, good jugs to finish on.

 
20 Death of a New Car Salesman Sport 10m, 5
Hard for a 20 at the end of the day! Next time

 
Sun 25th Feb 2024 - Mount Alexandra
The First Cave
21 Galvanise Variation Sport 15m, 5
23 Los Hermanos de la Denitente Sport 10m, 4
4th attempt on the day, lovely climb

 
24 Electric Gut Stick Gobblers Sport 10m, 5
Top rope floundering, very effortful but awesome

 
Wed 24th Jan 2024 - Scarborough Cliffs
Whale of a Time Wall
19 Scars Bro Mixed trad 25m, 1 Classic
Wed 24th Jan 2024 - Scarborough Cliffs
Obesity Buttress
17 Greyblade Trad 60m Good
Nice after work Jaunt.

 
Sat 13th Jan 2024 - Stanwell Tops
Stonehaven
17 Who the Fuck is Kenny Sport 11m, 6 Good
17 I Carried a Watermelon Sport 11m, 6 Good
20 Coeur de Pardon Sport 9m, 6 Very Good
24 Les Dents de la Mère Sport 12m, 8 Very Good
28 degrees and 2000% humidity not doing any favours. This winter

 
Sun 3rd Dec 2023 - Bluebell
23 Ruthless Babe Sport 12m, 5 Classic
Got it 3rd go, lovely moves on solid good holds.

 
21 Welcome to the Body Shop Sport 12m, 5
BAAAP (vocal assistance each move)

 
18 Screaming Cockatoos Sport 10m, 3 Good
Nice warm up to make you trust bad holds

 
17 Trust Me I Used Araldite Sport 7m, 2
Neat to finish the day

 
Sat 25th Nov 2023 - Nowra
Bomaderry Creek South Central
23 Strike Sport 7m
Big moves only no subtle beta sorry

 
22 Hunted Child Sport 8m
Good beta just gotta commit to bad hold

 
23 Crime Is Art Sport 10m Very Good
Finally ticked this route after being shut down on it in 2016 and therefore hating the whole crag. Loving the power now

 
Mon 6th Nov 2023 - Nowra
Bomaderry Creek South Central
23 Crime Is Art Sport 10m Very Good
Made solid progress might finally send after 6 years of hating this and therefore the whole crag

 
Sun 22nd Oct 2023 - Blue Mountains
Medlow Bath The Sunbath
20 Strange Karma Sport 15m
Much nicer when there's already draws on the wall. Can confirm reach is haxx

 
17 I Only Eat Plankton Sport 15m, 6
Cool beans, lovely line

 
11 Go Back To Switzerland Sport 12m, 6
Climbed in vans. Dog's breakfast of an anchor

 
19 Burger Boys Sport 10m, 5 Very Good
Nice climb, cool moves

 
14 Mañana Sport 22m, 8 Mega Classic
Crag has 2 stars, Book has 3, I'm giving it 4. Lovely lovely climb, an excellent lead experience for beginners.

 
20 Unknown 2 Sport 15m Very Good
Solid moves and good rock quality, got both cruxes but didn't have the beans to finish on reachy jugs.

 
Wed 18th Oct 2023 - Warrumbungles
Belougery Spire West Face
10 Vertigo - with Rory Hentshel, Jordan Cater
1 15m Trad
2 35m Trad
3 30m Trad
4 15m Trad
Trad 95m
Easier and nicer rock quality than Cornerstone Rib. Half day mission. Had to make some real decisions about where to climb, emotional support small nut to protect crux on pitch 3. Linked pitches 3 and 4 to top out right next to the logbook. Careful of the minefield of loose rocks at the top. Description is rather vague compared to sport climbs, it was a unique experience feeling lost while at the top of a 300m spire, rescue techniques would be complicated. Highly recommend!

 
Wed 18th Oct 2023 - Warrumbungles
Crater Bluff
14 Cornerstone Rib - with Rory Hentshel, Jordan Cater
1 6 30m Trad
2 8 30m Trad
3 8 30m Trad
4 14 40m Trad
5 13 20m Trad
6 12 20m Trad
7 11 20m Trad
Trad 190m
Awesome day out. Well paced and easy enough climbing but committing and adventurous. Lovely day out. Crux pitch is certainly exposed, climbing with a pack is never fun. Good day out! Linked the last two pitches into one. Baby's first trad anchor!

 
Mon 2nd Oct 2023 - Stanwell Tops
Stonehaven
20 Fukinsei - with Jordan Cater Sport 12m, 4 Very Good
lap

 
18 Bring Out The Chimp - with Jordan Cater Sport 14m, 6 Good
Nice cruxy move on the arete

 
19 Crazy In The Coconut - with Jordan Cater Sport 12m, 7 Very Good
Good jugs to tense crux

 
18 Blade and Bladder - with Jordan Cater Sport 12m, 6 Very Good
Awesome adventure, feels like Blueys blocky movement

 
19 Frankensqueak - with Jordan Cater Sport 12m, 7 Good
Milked the RH crack after roof, nice enough line

 
24 Les Dents de la Mère - with Jordan Cater Sport 12m, 8 Very Good
1x working attempt then 3x send burns, foot slip after standing into the crux. Joyous!

 
Sat 30th Sep 2023 - Nowra
Thompson's Point Vanderholics Wall
18 Gina Hardface Sport 15m, 6 Very Good
Lap

 
19 Vanderholics Sport 25m, 8 Classic
Lap

 
22 Freak Magnet Sport 20m, 9 Very Good
Nice climb good cruxes

 
Sat 30th Sep 2023 - Nowra
Thompson's Point Descent Gully Walls
20 Layoff Sport 15m, 7 Very Good
Nice moves on solid rock down low, then don't drop the semi-sandy 2nd half like an idiot

 
16 Spokeye Sport 7m
Would be dicey if 16 is your limit

 
18 Lefty Sport 10m Good
Nice

 
19 Janine Sport 9m Good
Cool

 
14 Tony Sport 8m, 3
Sun 24th Sep 2023 - Fear Wall
20 Two Boys One Skyhook Sport 110m, 10 Good
Jolly journey especially when a hold breaks on the 4th pitch. Had a peregrine falcon not happy to see us but we didn't get attacked

 
Sun 17th Sep 2023 - Nowra
The Grotto Cliffline The Grotto Proper
20 Spinning Blades of Steel Sport 9m Very Good
Lap

 
22 Amazon Queens Right Hand (flake) Variant Sport 20m Mega Classic
Last I tried this would have been 6-7 years ago and panic struggled, went smooth second shot.

 
Mon 11th Sep 2023 - New Nowra - Braidwood Road
The Lair Members Area
21 ~22 Graba Granny Sport 16m, 5 Average
Great start but gross finish. Will get it next time

 
Sun 10th Sep 2023 - New Nowra - Braidwood Road
The Lair Gardens of Stone
22 New Years Resolution Sport 11m Very Good
Really nice moves

 
20 Anti-Gravitron Sport 12m Good
Tiny then big

 
Sun 10th Sep 2023 - New Nowra - Braidwood Road
The Lair Members Area
22 Origami Sport 15m, 6 Very Good
2 laps

 
Sun 10th Sep 2023 - New Nowra - Braidwood Road
The Lair Titanic
20 Twilitght Zone Sport 14m Good
Sandy first half, nice top half

 
12 Mum's Short and Curleys Sport 15m
14 It's a Lark Sport 15m
Sun 10th Sep 2023 - New Nowra - Braidwood Road
The Lair Gardens of Stone
17 Hazy Days Sport 11m Good
Super nice moves until the crux, then with practice that's nice too

 
18 The Dish Sport 11m
Sat 2nd Sep 2023 - Nowra
The Grotto Cliffline The Hood Area
24 Girls In The Hood Sport 8m, 4
Moonboard simulator 5000. Managed everything but the crux

 
21 Baby Coneheads Sport 8m, 5 Very Good
Sat 12th Aug 2023 - Stanwell Tops
Stonehaven
20 Donut Queen Sport 20m, 9
Lovely juggy climb

 
21 The Last King of Scotland Sport 25m, 10 Very Good
Rested at start, the rest was fun

 
21 Dead Pool Sport 12m, 8 Good
Wild difficult start to cruisy headwall.

 
21 Milk Was A Bad Choice Sport 17m, 12 Don't Bother
Alright, very varied rock, not a fan either.

 
20 The Goon Of Fortune Sport 15m, 10 Don't Bother
Had to rest in a blank section. Didn't enjoy

 
Mon 31st Jul 2023 - Stanwell Tops
Stonehaven
23 Warrior of Light Sport 18m, 8
Let go at the crux, couldn't see what foot was on. Lovely juggy start to tense balancy slab

 
21 Coprophagia Sport 13m, 8 Very Good
Warm down

 
21 Link's in ... da House Sport 13m, 9 Good
Solid climb, might have used a foot too far right at the big flake but meh, was in reach

 
20 Mud Monkey Sport 12m, 8 Good
Quality flakes before spicy arete slabby move

 
Sat 22nd Jul 2023 - Nowra
Hospital Rocks Slabby Wall
15 Dot The Dashund Sport 11m, 5 Very Good
Lovely easy excursion. Run out training for beginners

 
19 Hair'o'tha Dog Sport 9m, 4 Good
Nails middle move! Decent climb

 
Sat 22nd Jul 2023 - Nowra
Hospital Rocks Steeper Wall
11 Uncle Udfuddy Sport 15m Good
Good finish to the day

 
17 The Grouch Sport 15m Very Good
Better start to better wall

 
17 Nimrod Sport 15m
Bastardy start to nice wall

 
16 TG16 Sport 15m
Stick clipped the run out to practice. Good jugs

 
17 Pasty Poofs Sport 15m
Tense middle section hence claiming the 17

 
18 Bamboozled Sport 15m
Nice excursion

 
Sat 17th Jun 2023 - Stanwell Tops
Stonehaven
23 2 Crimps 1 Cup — 2 attempts Sport 13m, 8
Small but solid crimps the whole way. Dirty holds to finish.

 
22 Krazy Kanguruh Sport 14m, 10 Very Good
Did a direct start, lovely jaunt of a climb afterwards.

 
20 Bitchin About Lichen Sport 12m, 10 Very Good
Warm up. No growling gecko this time

 
22 The Day Before The Day After Tomorrow Sport 18m, 10 Very Good
Remembered the beta for Napalm Strike. Milked the juggy arete corner to finish.

 
23 44 Sport 15m, 8 Very Good
Broke off the solid sidepull at 4th bolt, still goes at same grade with big tall launch move.

 
Mon 12th Jun 2023 - Stanwell Tops
Stonehaven
20 The Cult of Chuck Sport 12m, 8 Classic
22 Trixie’s Ton Sport 18m, 8 Classic
23 44 Sport 15m, 8
Should have just lead it lol, oh well next visit.

 
22 Chiffre Apres Chiffre Sport 15m, 9 Very Good
Couldn't remember why this was a 22. No feet. Good struggle!

 

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